I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore PDF Author: Cathy Guisewite
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449441068
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 256

Book Description
In this funny collection, America’s favorite comic strip heroine balances the demands of life—love, family, career, food, and shopping. Cathy has been woman’s best friend in matters of love, food, and shopping, although maybe not always in that order! Here is a collection for the frazzled modern woman who is forever plagued by the innate love of chocolate, and who is constantly in search of at least a semi-decent romance in the midst of career demands and parents who always have advice.

The Song Reader

The Song Reader PDF Author: Lisa Tucker
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1847397379
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 422

Book Description
Mary Beth and her younger sister Leeann are trying to support themselves in their small Southern hometown. So, to make ends meet, alongside her job at the diner Mary Beth works by practicing her own unique talent: 'song reading'. By making sense of the song lyrics people have stuck in their heads, Mary Beth can help them make sense of their lives. In no time, Mary Beth's readings have the entire town singing her praises, including scientist Ben, who falls hard for Mary Beth and her unearthly intuition. But Mary Beth's gift leads her to a secret truth about a prominent neighbour and, as a consequence, the fragile structure of the girls' orphaned life comes tumbling down around them. Each secret seems to domino another until the sisters' whole complex emotional history is laid bare. And without Mary Beth's music the town's silence is louder than ever. Could it be that the lyrics to all those foolish love songs really aren't so foolish after all?

Humor for a Woman's Heart 2

Humor for a Woman's Heart 2 PDF Author: Various
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416533540
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 244

Book Description
The best-selling Humor for the Heart series has become a national favorite. This fourth book in the series, Humor for a Woman's Heart 2, is a second helping of the most popular book in the series. This humorous edition sees the lighter side of the joys, challenges, and adventures of being a woman in today's world. This series includes best-selling authors like Patsy Clairmont, Dr. James Dobson, Chonda Pierce, Martha Bolton, and many more. The humor in these hilarious books has the power to transform a down day into an optimistic adventure or an OK day into a celebration. These books are guaranteed to lift you above the mundane and give your heart a healthy dose of optimism and hope.

I'd Scream Except I Look So Fabulous

I'd Scream Except I Look So Fabulous PDF Author: Cathy Guisewite
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740786113
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 134

Book Description
America’s favorite comic strip heroine navigates the perils of being a modern woman in this hilarious collection. By now, we’re all familiar with Cathy’s battles among the four basic guilt groups: food, Mom, love, and career. Women can identify with Cathy Guisewite’s hilarious portrayal of the universal struggles of modern femininity. A confirmed chocoholic, Cathy often consoles herself with one more trip to the fridge, then pays for it with frightening excursions in department store dressing rooms. Mom pushes Cathy to find the man who will give her grandchildren. As for her career, Cathy struggles to be a superstar, even though her desk looks like a disaster area. In fact, Cathy’s all-too-recognizable life is what endears her to devoted readers. Her countless fans look on their cartoon heroine as a best friend, someone who really knows the trials and tribulations of the working single woman. From Internet dating to Christmas catalog fiascoes, from winter-flu one-upmanship at the office to kitchen technique discussions with Mom, Cathy puts her finger on the kinds of situations that women face in their real lives on a daily basis. In this Cathy collection, I’d Scream Except I Look So Fabulous, our favorite cartoon character once again shows why her popularity soars. Who can’t relate to the discomfort fashion sometimes dictates in order to be trendy.

Love

Love PDF Author: Cathy Guisewite
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449411207
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 298

Book Description
"I guess if anything I've ever written could cause them to one day remove the fluorescent lights from the swimwear department, then I've lived a full life." --Cathy Guisewite in Biography magazine Cathy is like a longtime friend who shares the same fears and frustrations as most women: the frightening sight of too-tight swimsuits in a dressing room mirror, the relentless call of the refrigerator, and men who are never quite right. This gift book is based on one of Cathy's most popular subjects: Love. Cathy is a cartoon soul mate, who stresses over the four basic guilt groups. Readers will find comfort, solace, and lots of laughs.

What Women Should Know About Letting It Go

What Women Should Know About Letting It Go PDF Author: Christin Ditchfield
Publisher: ACU Press
ISBN: 0891126945
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 203

Book Description
You can choose to let the past define and confine you—or you can let it refine you. This liberating new book by Christin will help you make the choice to let it go and leave it behind you. You may be weighed down by feelings of guilt, discouragement, and defeat and unable to live the abundant life. You don’t have to stay stuck in this endless cycle any longer. You have a choice! Sharing from her own personal experiences and the life-changing truths of Scripture, Christin Ditchfield helps you: • Identify the things that are holding you back, keeping you from living the life for which you were created! • Break free from your unhealthy thought patterns, attitudes, and behaviors. • Learn from past failures and mistakes—and then learn to let them go! • Hold on to the grace, peace, joy, hope, and freedom that is already yours in Jesus!

Scald

Scald PDF Author: Denise Duhamel
Publisher: University of Pittsburgh Press
ISBN: 0822982455
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 126

Book Description
When her "smart" phone keeps asking her to autocorrect her name to Denise Richards, Denise Duhamel begins a journey that takes on celebrity, sex, reproduction, and religion with her characteristic wit and insight. The poems in Scald "engage" feminism in two ways—committing to and battling with—various principles and beliefs. Duhamel wrestles with foremothers and visionaries Shulamith Firestone, Andrea Dworkin, and Mary Daly as well as with pop culture figures such as Helen Reddy, Cyndi Lauper, and Bikini Kill. In dialogue with artists and writers such as Catherine Opie, Susan Faludi, and Eve Ensler, Duhamel tries to understand our cultural moment. While Duhamel's Scald can burn, she has more importantly taken on the role of the ancient Scandinavian "Skald," one who pays tribute to heroic deeds. In Duhamel's case, her heroes are also heroines.

Shoes

Shoes PDF Author: Cathy Guisewite
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740786148
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 195

Book Description
America’s favorite comic strip heroine shares her passion for footwear in this hilarious collection. Like best friends who’ve been together year after year, through thick and thin, Cathy and her adoring public have created a solid and stable relationship. Faithful readers count on their cartoon heroine to tell it like it is, whether the subject is relationships, shopping, or parental responsibilities. In Shoes: Chocolate for the Feet, women immediately comprehend this connection between two of Cathy’s downfalls-food and shopping. Cathy continues to battle the bulge, constantly losing the tug-of-war between her thin clothes and a well-stocked refrigerator. Millions of women have hilariously identified with Cathy's struggles with the four basic guilt groups: food, love, mother, and career.

Thanks for the [Spam]

Thanks for the [Spam] PDF Author: Mary Jane Winter
Publisher: Author House
ISBN: 1477248854
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 109

Book Description
Welcome to the Mature Version of Thanks for the [SPAM] - a collection of my favourite forwards (those little gems of wisdom - daily giggles and fun facts that lighten our daily grind from people we dont know and our friend who sent it to their entire friends list - who sent it to their entire friends list - who sent it to their entire friends list...) Now available in PRINT to read in the bathroom!
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