Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy)

Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy) PDF Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449406483
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 66

Book Description
Wouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear "first person" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. From Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?!

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe PDF Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449407897
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 69

Book Description
A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Sorry I Slept on Your Face PDF Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449484433
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 65

Book Description
What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Sorry I Humped Your Leg

Sorry I Humped Your Leg PDF Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449487424
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.

Say You're Sorry

Say You're Sorry PDF Author: Michael Robotham
Publisher: Sphere
ISBN: 0748130039
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 423

Book Description
The sixth book in the Joe O'Loughlin series, the inspiration behind major ITV drama The Suspect. My name is Piper Hadley and I went missing on the last Saturday of the summer holidays three years ago. When Piper and her friend Tash disappeared, there was a huge police search, but they were never found. Abducted, hidden, and abused, Tash has reached breaking point. She escapes her captor, promising to come back for Piper. The case is closed. But clinical psychologist Joe O'Loughlin and his stalwart companion, ex-cop Vincent Ruiz, haven't given up. They uncover a chilling link to the missing girls and force the police to re-open the case. But they are racing against time to save Piper from an abductor with an evil, calculating and twisted mind. Although the Joe O'Loughlin books can be read in any order, Say You're Sorry is the sixth in the series after The Wreckage. The next in the series is Watching You. Praise for Michael Robotham's thrillers: 'I love this guy's books' Lee Child 'Will have you turning the pages compulsively' The Times 'An absolute master' Stephen King 'He writes in a voice with a haunting sense of soul' Peter James 'Heart-stopping and heart-breaking' Val McDermid 'The real deal' David Baldacci 'Superbly exciting . . . a terrific read' Guardian

The Party Upstairs

The Party Upstairs PDF Author: Lee Conell
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1984880292
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 321

Book Description
An electrifying debut novel that unfolds in the course of a single day inside one genteel New York City apartment building, as tensions between the building's super and his grown-up daughter spark a crisis that will, by day's end, change everything. Ruby has a strange relationship to privilege. She grew up the super's daughter in the basement of an Upper West Side co-op that gets more gentrified with each passing year. Though not economically privileged herself, her close childhood friendship with Caroline, the daughter of affluent tenants, and the mere fact of living in such a wealthy neighborhood, close to her beloved Natural History Museum, brought her certain advantages, even expectations. Naturally Ruby followed her dreams and took out loans to attend a prestigious small liberal arts college and explore her interest in art. But now, out of school for a while, she is no closer to her dream job, or anything resembling it, and she's been forced by circumstances to do the last thing she wanted to do: move back in with her parents, back into the basement. And Caroline is throwing one of her parties tonight, in her father's glorious penthouse apartment, a party Ruby looks forward to and dreads in equal measure. With a thriller's narrative control, The Party Upstairs distills worlds of wisdom about families, great expectations, and the hidden violence of class into the gripping, darkly witty story of a single fateful day inside the Manhattan co-op Ruby calls home.

Say You're Sorry

Say You're Sorry PDF Author: Karen Rose
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0451491076
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 657

Book Description
A serial killer terrorizing the women of Sacramento meets his match in this pulse-pounding novel from New York Times bestselling author Karen Rose. There is a serial killer on the loose, preying on vulnerable women. The only identifiable mark the killer leaves are letters—sometimes one, sometimes two—all carved into the torsos of his victims. Together they spell “Sydney.” When he grabs Daisy Dawson, he believes he has found his next victim. But despite her small stature, she fights back with an expertise that quickly frees her. Before fleeing the scene, Daisy also manages to grab what proves to be crucial evidence: a necklace from around the killer’s neck. The necklace is more than a trivial item—it is a link to a cold case that Special Agent Gideon Reynolds has been tracking for seventeen years. With Daisy’s help, Gideon finally has the opportunity to get closer to the truth than ever before. But they might not get the chance, as the serial killer has a new target: Gideon and Daisy.

Jag

Jag PDF Author: Anthony Lopez
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 146702693X
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 196

Book Description
"Love unconditionally. Be happy often. Never pass-up a chance for a hug. Be humble. Dont dwell on yesterday, and dont worry about tomorrow. These are only a few of the insightful life lessons captured in this gem of a book. Without ever speaking one word, Jag, has preached, thought, and modeled these, and other Biblical principles for sound Christian living. Imagine a world where we all lived up to these eternal principles! Not only would we lead happier more fulfilled lives, but we would positively impact our family, friends, and our world in an eternal way. - Rick Hawks, Senior Pastor. The Chapel, Fort Wayne, Indiana Judge Advocate General. Thats his name. Will he go to heaven when he dies? If there are dogs in heaven and I sure hope there are then Jag will certainly be there. From the moment he was born he has loved life and lived it to its fullest. He knows how to play, when to ask for help, how to give love, and when to be quiet. Jag has showered each of us with unconditional love and he has made us laugh until we cried. Jag trusts us. He has never worried about yesterday or tomorrow, and he has protected us whenever he thought we needed protecting. Hes been a good and loyal friend, and I have learned much from him. He always gives us exactly what we need when we need it, and Im reminded of that profound truth every time I look at that big furry blessing that is Jag my trusted confidant, my wise old teacher my best buddy Anthony Lopez

The Apple's Bruise

The Apple's Bruise PDF Author: Lisa Glatt
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439104360
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 214

Book Description
From the bestselling author of A Girl Becomes a Comma Like That, a moving, disturbing, and utterly original collection of stories that examine a universe where memory and fact collide, and the imagination fills in the gaps left behind. The stories in The Apple's Bruise take a smart and unflinching look at love, frailty, and happiness and prove beyond doubt that Glatt is a modern master at blending heartbreak and hilarity. In "Dirty Hannah Gets Hit by a Car," a seven-year-old girl bullied by a neighbor across the street gains strength after a serious accident; in "Animals," a zoo veterinarian from a family of butchers tries at once to deal with his marital problems and the high rate at which his animals are dying; and in "Soup," a young widow tries to reconcile her feelings for her teenage son's friend, the town delinquent. With tenderness, insight, and humor, Glatt casts her gaze simultaneously on the beauty and the absurdity of our humanity, creating unforgettable portrayals of unusual characters and the complexities of desire and fidelity that compel them.

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Taxlady PDF Author: Becky Webster
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0557159717
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 147

Book Description
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