The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781478331759
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Everton jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Everton joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Everton Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Everton Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Everton Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Everton Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Everton Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Everton Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Everton Football Jokes Ever

Author: J. Gunn
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781300492740
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
The Best Everton Football Jokes Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football, the referee and of course our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to share a laugh at our rivals expense

The Best Everton Football Chants Ever

Author: A Fan
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0557190002
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 57

Book Description

Everton Fans - Chelsea Jokes - Make Fun of a Chelsea Fan Today

Author: E. Locken
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780557341672
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58

Book Description
Everton Fans. Are you tired of listening to Chelsea fans? This book written by Everton fans, includes the best Chelsea jokes ever. Have a laugh at a Chelsea fans expense today.

The Best Liverpool Football Jokes Ever

Author: J. Gunn
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781300492658
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
The Best Liverpool Football Jokes Ever - includes some of the funniest jokes about our rivals including Man Utd, Everton, Arsenal and Chelsea among others. Give you mates who don't support Liverpool some stick We love Liverpool

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Everton Fans

Author: Mark Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781481915717
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Everton Fans is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Everton Fans appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Everton Fan knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Everton Fan, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Everton Fans. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

The World's Funniest Football Jokes

Author: Jim Chumley
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 1786854686
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 150

Book Description
Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Everton Fans

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781490341262
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Everton Fans: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Everton Fans waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Everton Fans is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Everton Fans won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Everton Fan who wastes money?

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
ISBN: 1787612791
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49

Book Description
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

The Funniest Everton Quotes... Ever!

Author: Gordon Law
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781696969956
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
From Wayne Rooney to Joe Royle, Everton players and managers have kept us entertained with mad, wacky and often outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 230 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Goodison Park. Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Toffees fans chuckling throughout the season. "Wayne Rooney can go all the way to the top if he keeps his head firmly on the ground." David Unsworth "I've gained most of my strength from the beard." Tim Howard "He's a Spaniard, who has come from Spain." Phil Neville on Mikel Arteta "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." Neville Southall