Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up

Author: Joshua Miller
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1612433405
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 41

Book Description
This hilarious graduation keepsake exposes the not-always-awesome realities of becoming an adult in bitingly satirical verse. Congrats! Congrats! You’ve made it so far. You’re an adult now, you’re even allowed in a bar. But long before you’re going to succeed, You’ll eff shit up, 100% guaranteed. This off-beat (and off-color) volume of illustrated comic verse offers an honest assessment of what’s in store for those with the misfortune of just entering the workforce. It is the perfect graduation present for any young adult who needs a dose of reality—or a good laugh.

Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up

Author: Joshua Miller
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 1612432913
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
A HILARIOUS GRADUATION KEEPSAKE THAT GLEEFULLY EXPOSES THE NOT-ALWAYS-AWESOME REALITIES OF STARTING OUT IN THE ADULT WORLD Congrats! Congrats! You've made it so far. You're an adult now, you're even allowed in a bar. But long before you're going to succeed, You'll eff shit up, 100% guaranteed. This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.

Oh, the Places You'll Go! Read & Listen Edition

Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0385372086
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 56

Book Description
Dr. Seuss’s wonderfully wise Oh, the Places You’ll Go! celebrates all of our special milestones—from graduations to birthdays and beyond! This Read & Listen edition features optional audio narration for compatible ebook readers. “[A] book that has proved to be popular for graduates of all ages since it was first published.”—The New York Times From soaring to high heights and seeing great sights to being left in a Lurch on a prickle-ly perch, Dr. Seuss addresses life’s ups and downs with his trademark humorous verse and whimsical illustrations. The inspiring and timeless message encourages readers to find the success that lies within, no matter what challenges they face. A perennial favorite for anyone starting a new phase in their life!

Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up

Author: Josh Miller
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781646041718
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 36

Book Description
Discover the ups and downs of post-college life in this hilarious keepsake graduation gift that parodies Seuss' classic for the modern age. Congrats! Congrats! You've made it so far. You're an adult now, you're even allowed in a bar. But long before you're going to succeed, You'll eff shit up, 100% guaranteed. This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.

Oh, the Places You'll Go Oh Oh!

Author: Nicolle Hodges
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781777125035
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 60

Book Description
Sexual empowerment for women in rhyme form. A meandering tale through the potential highs and lows of discovering oneself, from Sexual Debut to owning pleasure, overcoming shame, and realizing the life-changing power of orgasms.

Oh, The Meetings You'll Go To!

Author: Dr. Suits
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735220379
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 26

Book Description
Every young grad needs this fun, snarky primer for the real world. You’ll meet the world’s brightest, you’ll hang with the best! And now that you’ve met them, you’ll work with the rest! If you’re looking for an inspirational book for young people starting life’s great adventure, you probably want to read Dr. Seuss’s Oh, the Places You’ll Go! But before your first day of actual work, you need to meet Dr. Suits for a dose of reality. You won’t learn this stuff in high school, college, or gift books by world-famous authors. But fear not! With his unique blend of hilarious verse and images, Dr. Suits can help young grads get a handle on what’s really about to hit them. Oh, the Meetings You’ll Go To! is a brutally honest, and ultimately uplifting, take on the struggles of post-grad life that every 20-something will relate to. Tough love never made you laugh so hard.

Please Try to Remember the First of Octember!

Author: Theo. LeSieg
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0394835638
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50

Book Description
Dr. Seuss imagines a day when all your wishes come true in this classic Beginner Book. Octember the First is the day on which all your most outlandish wishes come true. If March is too dusty and April too gusty, if May is too early and June is too soon, just try to remember the first of Octember, when whatever you are hoping to get will be yours! From a balloon pool in the sky to a pickle tree in your backyard, Please Try to Remember the First of Octember! is a wildly silly story that will have readers laughing—and wishing—out loud. Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning.

My Book About Me By ME Myself

Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0394800931
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 70

Book Description
Tell your own story with a little help from Dr. Seuss in this DIY dream activity book that's all about YOU! A perfect gift to celebrate a new school year, birthdays, milestones and all the amazing things YOU accomplish! How tall are YOU? How many teeth do YOU have? Where do YOU live? What do YOU like to eat? Kids will answer these questions and more, celebrating their unique selves while creating their very own biographies in this classic activity book from Dr. Seuss, illustrated by Roy Mckie. With fill-in-the-blanks, lists, check boxes, and drawing prompts, this book allows readers to write and draw right on the fun-filled pages! From the number of freckles you have, to the kind of house you live in, to the silly animal sounds you can make, Dr. Seuss guides kids through an interactive reading experience with a creative spark. The perfect gift for special birthdays or for year-round fun, this book will hold special memories long after it's filled in.

Oh Say Can You Say?

Author:
Publisher: Random House of Canada
ISBN: 9780394842554
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
A collection of nonsensical tongue twisters.

The Cat in the Hat.

Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher:
ISBN: 0307930440
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 73

Book Description
Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the cat who shows them some tricks and games.