Apocalypse Next Tuesday

Author: David Safier
Publisher: Hesperus Press
ISBN: 1780943172
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 246

Book Description
The course of true love never runs smoothly, especially when the Apocalypse gets in the way—a hilarious rom-com, Bridget Jones meets Life of Brian When 30-something Marie jilts her boring boyfriend at the altar she wonders if life can get any worse. So when a handsome carpenter comes to work on the roof, she realizes she has nothing to lose by asking him out. Even his bizarre assertions that he is Jesus isn't enough to put Marie off—her biological clock is ticking, and it's time to settle down. Meanwhile, Satan (a dead ringer for George Clooney) is on the prowl, recruiting horsemen for next week's Armageddon, scheduled for Tuesday, and Archangel Gabriel has discovered the pleasures of the flesh and is off on a sex marathon. Things are looking grim. Fortunately, Marie is dating the son of God—maybe, just maybe, he can get things straightened out. Provocative and blasphemous (with added pizza), this is a wonderfully light, witty book full of surprises.

The Next Apocalypse

Author: Chris Begley
Publisher: Basic Books
ISBN: 1541675274
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 288

Book Description
In this insightful book, an underwater archaeologist and survival coach shows how understanding the collapse of civilizations can help us prepare for a troubled future. Pandemic, climate change, or war: our era is ripe with the odor of doomsday. In movies, books, and more, our imaginations run wild with visions of dreadful, abandoned cities and returning to the land in a desperate attempt at survival. In The Next Apocalypse, archaeologist Chris Begley argues that we completely misunderstand how disaster works. Examining past collapses of civilizations, such as the Maya and Rome, he argues that these breakdowns are actually less about cataclysmic destruction than they are about long processes of change. In short: it’s what happens after the initial uproar that matters. Some people abandon their homes and neighbors; others band together to start anew. As we anticipate our own fate, Begley tells us that it was communities, not lone heroes, who survived past apocalypses—and who will survive the next. Fusing archaeology, survivalism, and social criticism, The Next Apocalypse is an essential read for anxious times.

Tuesday Apocalypse

Author: Vicy Cross
Publisher: Storm Moon Press LLC
ISBN: 9781627570312
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212

Book Description
In the war-weary year of 1940, just one rundown hospital survives London's collapse. Sister Barbara, a nun and volunteer nurse, inspires hope in her patients, but that faith is shaken when an unidentified aircraft explodes near the hospital. The half-eaten corpse beneath the mangled wreckage appears to corroborate the pilot's story that some sort of "tentacle-monster" attacked his plane. However, Sister Barbara pushes these dangers aside and plunges beyond the rubble when the man she loves disappears in the wastelands. She discovers a bloodstained beauty in his place-but the girl's outward innocence hides a voracious sexual appetite, and an even more disturbing secret. One by one, the terrified patients vanish from their beds. Titillating tentacles lick the hospital walls at night. And the dreams, always the dreams, drawing Sister Barbara deeper into a well of madness. She suspects she and the other women at the hospital are transforming into something... unholy. Sister Barbara knows she must figure out what before the evil in their midst consumes them all.

The Apocalypse of Abraham

Author: George Herbert Box
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Apocalypse of Abraham
Languages : en
Pages : 176

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Anna and the Apocalypse

Author: Katharine Turner
Publisher: Imprint
ISBN: 1250318815
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272

Book Description
School’s out for the end of the world. Anna and the Apocalypse is a horror comedy about a teenager who faces down a zombie apocalypse with a little help from her friends. Anna Shepherd is a straight-A student with a lot going on under the surface: she’s struggling with her mom’s death, total friend drama, and the fallout from wasting her time on a very attractive boy. She’s looking forward to skipping town after graduation—but then a zombie apocalypse majorly disrupts the holidays season. It’s going to be very hard to graduate high school without a brain. To save the day, Anna, her friends, and her frenemies will have to journey straight to the heart of one of the most dangerous places ever known, a place famous for its horror, terror, and pain...high school. This novel is inspired by the musical feature film, Anna and the Apocalypse—sing and slay along at home with the VOD release! An Imprint Book

After the Apocalypse

Author: Maureen F. McHugh
Publisher: Small Beer Press
ISBN: 1931520356
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 201

Book Description
Publishers Weekly Top 10 Best of the Year In her new collection, Story Prize finalist Maureen F. McHugh delves into the dark heart of contemporary life and life five minutes from now and how easy it is to mix up one with the other. Her stories are post-bird flu, in the middle of medical trials, wondering if our computers are smarter than us, wondering when our jobs are going to be outsourced overseas, wondering if we are who we say we are, and not sure what we'd do to survive the coming zombie plague. Praise for Maureen F. McHugh: "Gorgeously crafted stories."—Nancy Pearl, NPR "Hauntingly beautiful."—Booklist "Unpredictable and poetic work."—The Plain Dealer Maureen F. McHugh has lived in New York; Shijiazhuang, China; Ohio; Austin, Texas; and now lives in Los Angeles, California. She is the author of a Story Prize finalist collection, Mothers & Other Monsters, and four novels, including Tiptree Award-winner China Mountain Zhang and New York Times editor's choice Nekropolis. McHugh has also worked on alternate reality games for Halo 2, The Watchmen, and Nine Inch Nails, among others.

Apocalypse Next

Author: William R. Goetz
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Apocalyptic literature
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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The Apocalypse Seven

Author: Gene Doucette
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0358419476
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 435

Book Description
Scott Sigler called Doucette’s cozy apocalypse story, “entertaining as hell.” Come see how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whatever . . . The whateverpocalypse. That’s what Touré, a twenty-something Cambridge coder, calls it after waking up one morning to find himself seemingly the only person left in the city. Once he finds Robbie and Carol, two equally disoriented Harvard freshmen, he realizes he isn’t alone, but the name sticks: Whateverpocalypse. But it doesn’t explain where everyone went. It doesn’t explain how the city became overgrown with vegetation in the space of a night. Or how wild animals with no fear of humans came to roam the streets. Add freakish weather to the mix, swings of temperature that spawn tornadoes one minute and snowstorms the next, and it seems things can’t get much weirder. Yet even as a handful of new survivors appear—Paul, a preacher as quick with a gun as a Bible verse; Win, a young professional with a horse; Bethany, a thirteen-year-old juvenile delinquent; and Ananda, an MIT astrophysics adjunct—life in Cambridge, Massachusetts gets stranger and stranger. The self-styled Apocalypse Seven are tired of questions with no answers. Tired of being hunted by things seen and unseen. Now, armed with curiosity, desperation, a shotgun, and a bow, they become the hunters. And that’s when things truly get weird.

Apocalypse as Holy War

Author: Emma Wasserman
Publisher: Yale University Press
ISBN: 0300204027
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 352

Book Description
A reassessment of early Christian apocalypticism arguing that the texts are not so much myths about good versus evil as about divine politics and heroic submission Prevailing theories of apocalypticism assert that in a world that rebels against God, a cataclysmic battle between good and evil is needed to reassert God's dominion. Emma Wasserman, a rising scholar of early Christian history, challenges this interpretation and reframes these apocalyptic texts as myths about divine politics and heroic submission. A major scholarly contribution that ranges across Mediterranean and West Asian religious thought, this volume rethinks Paul's Christ-myth as well as his most distinctive ethical teachings.

Apocalypse

Author: James A. DeVita
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 311

Book Description
Apocalypse is the story of the epic battle between Heaven’s Original Rock Star, Satan, who is trying to destroy the world, and the five Archangels, Gabriel, Michael, Rafael, Azrael, and Ariel, who are trying to stop him. Satan is furious about being kicked out of heaven, so he decides to take a page out of God’s book by destroying the entire world the way that God did with Noah and the Ark. Satan is aided in his quest by seven demons including a fashion model, a financial whiz from Singapore, and Asmy Damon, a beautiful Hollywood movie star. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the Antichrist also lend a hand. The Archangels are joined in their quest by a computer wizard, two teen-age wunderkind computer programmer\engineers, and Ali, a sentient teenage female artificial intelligence. Along the way the novel comments on the internet, quantum physics, computers, artificial intelligence; comic books, virology, the covid 19 pandemic, climate change, homelessness, internet piracy, Russia, China, and North Korea, nuclear weapons, and the possibility of immortality. About the Author James A. DeVita is the co-author of “From Settlement to Suburbia” a history of his hometown, Chelmsford, Massachusetts. He has also been a practicing trial attorney in the Washington, D.C. area for more than 40 years.