How to Eat Cock the Sofa King Easy Way

Author: Kristy Kream
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578570792
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
This is a parody cookbook. These are just jokes folks! Don't be afraid to laugh even if you have never eaten a rooster before in your life! In most recipes your cock can be substituted with a chicken. These are real recipes. Our goal is to help you get past your Alektorophobia right now and to get you to start enjoying eating cock The Sofa King Easy Way.We here at Sofa King Easy, know that people take their cock-eating very seriously. In fact, we know a few highly experienced cock eaters that could write novels on the subject. Our goal is to make your cock eating more fun, fulfilling, and tasty for everyone. This book is packed full of pleasantly pungent puns, totally tasteless jokes, and some handy (pardon the pun), tasteful recipes. A kaleidoscope of fun for all except for older folks, kids, dogs, some cats, religious fanatics or anyone who doesn't enjoy eating hot cock. You know who you are!

The Sofa King Easy Way Gag Gifts & Cookbooks for Adults

Author: Kristy Kream
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781736121450
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 222

Book Description
How to Eat Cock is not just a bridal shower gift for the blushing bride! No, No, No. These cookbooks also make really wonderful birthday gifts for men. Want to get back at your boss with a great office gift? Simply put How to Eat Cock on his desk before a client meeting. They also make wonderful birthday gifts for women. If you have not eaten cock before or are an old hand at it, either way, you will love to give away these funny gifts. Just try not to laugh when you give out our How to Eat Cock bridal shower cooking books. Especially if you are tired of all those boring naughty bachelorette party games? Spice up the party a bit and give everyone this book in their bachelorette party gift bags to get the party started. Everyone will be taking turns reading the recopies out loud and it tops all bachelorette party games.It is not always all about the bride to be gifts for her and the wedding gift bags. It is always in the ten best gifts for women and best yet it does not come with a diamond attached to it. In addition, our cookbooks make the most unique gifts you can buy if you are looking for some couples' gifts so they can start eating cock together.Buy one as a Grandma gift and embarrass the hell out of her. Buy them as fun gifts for all of your women friends. Same thing if you buy it as a birthday gift for a girlfriend. They will either love you or hate you. They also make hilarious groomsmen gag gifts for men or even a birthday gift for men. The funny embarrassed look on their faces is always jaw dropping.At Sofa King Rad, we put the "gag" in "gag gifts". The Sofa King Easy Way to Eat Cock is the Sofa King ultimate gag gift (pardon the pun).

50 Cocks That Won't Disappoint - A Chicken Lovers Cookbook

Author: Anna Konik
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781942915539
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 56

Book Description
ALERT - ALERT - ALERT You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present: You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored. Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top. Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing! No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.

How to Eat Cock

Author: Cosima Hussey
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1473577713
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
Brilliant protein-packed meals that don't hold back on the spice.' Joe Dicks, bestselling author of High Impact Intercourse Training 'This delightfully raunchily-titled read is, of course, a recipe book full of tongue-in-cheek ways to cook chicken ... everything from Cockporn Poppers to Cossie's Cockatore to Cock Pot Pie.' METRO 'What a title!' Gok Wan The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served with a creamy slaw to the ultimate cock monsieur, a steamy and indulgent feast to share with your friends- let Hussey show you how to get the very best out of your cock.

50 Ways to Eat Cock

Author: Adrienne N. Hew
Publisher: Savor the Journey, LLC
ISBN: 148259143X
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 87

Book Description
This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Sophie's World

Author: Jostein Gaarder
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 1466804270
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 735

Book Description
A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.

Clean My Space

Author: Melissa Maker
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735214670
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 218

Book Description
The wildly popular YouTube star behind Clean My Space presents the breakthrough solution to cleaning better with less effort Melissa Maker is beloved by fans all over the world for her completely re-engineered approach to cleaning. As the dynamic new authority on home and living, Melissa knows that to invest any of our precious time in cleaning, we need to see big, long-lasting results. So, she developed her method to help us get the most out of our effort and keep our homes fresh and welcoming every day. In her long-awaited debut book, she shares her revolutionary 3-step solution: • Identify the most important areas (MIAs) in your home that need attention • Select the proper products, tools, and techniques (PTT) for the job • Implement these new cleaning routines so that they stick Clean My Space takes the chore out of cleaning with Melissa’s incredible tips and cleaning hacks (the power of pretreating!) her lightning fast 5-10 minute “express clean” routines for every room when time is tightest, and her techniques for cleaning even the most daunting places and spaces. And a big bonus: Melissa gives guidance on the best non-toxic, eco-conscious cleaning products and offers natural cleaning solution recipes you can make at home using essential oils to soothe and refresh. With Melissa’s simple groundbreaking method you can truly live in a cleaner, more cheerful, and calming home all the time.

Anna and the French Kiss

Author: Stephanie Perkins
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1409579956
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 346

Book Description
Anna had everything figured out – she was about to start senior year with her best friend, she had a great weekend job and her huge work crush looked as if it might finally be going somewhere... Until her dad decides to send her 4383 miles away to Paris. On her own. But despite not speaking a word of French, Anna finds herself making new friends, including Étienne St. Clair, the smart, beautiful boy from the floor above. But he's taken – and Anna might be too. Will a year of romantic near-misses end with the French kiss she's been waiting for?

Jamie Oliver: King of the Kitchen - The biography of the man who revolutionised the way Britain eats

Author: Stafford Hildred
Publisher: Kings Road Publishing
ISBN: 1782190732
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 189

Book Description
Jamie Oliver is Britain's best-loved chef. His matey charm and down-to-earth approach to cooking - from The Naked Chef to 30-Minute Meals - have made him a household favourite the length and breadth of the country. Rising from humble pastry chef to television superstar by catching the eye of producers during a documentary about the River Café, his on-screen charisma meant that he featured heavily in the final programme and the offers came flooding in...and so The Naked Chef was born. Jamie's passion shone through and a whole generation of young people were captivated by his enthusiasm. Cooking was suddenly cool! His television series and books gave Jamie fame and fortune the world over, but he always wanted to do something positive with his success. Through his fifteen charity restaurants and campaigns to revolutionise school dinners and get Britain cooking again, Jamie has proved himself to be more than simply a celebrity chef. His desire to bring about radical change has seen him meet with top politicians and raise millions of pounds for good causes. This is the fun and fascinating story behind Jamie Oliver: talented chef, father of four, television celebrity, political campaigner and national institution.

The Prince of the Hundred Soups

Author: Vernon Lee
Publisher: Trieste Publishing
ISBN: 9780649679386
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 254

Book Description
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