Go the F**k to Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Akashic Books
ISBN: 1453271023
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 18

Book Description
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep

Author: Richard Crasta
Publisher: Invisible Man Press
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 107

Book Description
What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers. I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review This edition restores the ORIGINAL cover which was so popular with readers.

The Idea of You

Author: Robinne Lee
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 125012591X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 320

Book Description
Now an original movie on Prime Video starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine! When Solène Marchand, the thirty-nine-year-old owner of a prestigious art gallery in Los Angeles, takes her daughter, Isabelle, to meet her favorite boy band, she does so reluctantly and at her ex-husband’s request. The last thing she expects is to make a connection with one of the members of the world-famous August Moon. But Hayes Campbell is clever, winning, confident, and posh, and the attraction is immediate. That he is all of twenty years old further complicates things. What begins as a series of clandestine trysts quickly evolves into a passionate relationship. It is a journey that spans continents as Solène and Hayes navigate each other’s disparate worlds: from stadium tours to international art fairs to secluded hideaways in Paris and Miami. And for Solène, it is as much a reclaiming of self, as it is a rediscovery of happiness and love. When their romance becomes a viral sensation, and both she and her daughter become the target of rabid fans and an insatiable media, Solène must face how her new status has impacted not only her life, but the lives of those closest to her.

The Special Edition of the World's Greatest Mysteries

Author: Mark Twain
Publisher: DigiCat
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 1396

Book Description
DigiCat presents to you this unique and meticulously edited murder mystery collection: Detective Stories The Purloined Letter (Edgar Allan Poe) A Scandal in Bohemia (A. Conan Doyle) The Safety Match (Anton Chekhov) Missing: Page Thirteen (Anna Katherine Green) . . . Suspense Stories The Birth Mark (Nathaniel Hawthorne) The Oblong Box (Edgar Allan Poe) A Terribly Strange Bed (Wilkie Collins) The Torture by Hope (Villiers de l'Isle Adam) The Mysterious Card (Cleveland Moffett) . . . Ghost Stories Thrawn Janet (Robert Louis Stevenson) The Horla (Guy de Maupassant) To Sura: A Letter (Pliny the Younger) . . . The Man Who Went Too Far (E.F. Benson) The Phantom Rickshaw (Rudyard Kipling) The Apparition of Mrs. Veal (Daniel Defoe) The Damned Thing (Ambrose Bierce) . . . The Deserted House (E. T. A. Hoffmann) The Withered Arm (Thomas Hardy) The House and the Brain (Lord Edward Bulwer-Lytton) The Roll-Call of the Reef (A. T. Quiller-Couch) The Open Door (Mrs. Margaret Oliphant) . . . Paranormal Psychic Stories When the World Was Young (Jack London) Joseph—A Story (Katherine Rickford) Ligeia(Edgar Allan Poe) A Ghost (Lafcadio Hearn) The Eyes of the Panther (Ambrose Bierce) Photographing Invisible Beings (William T. Stead) The Sin-Eater (Fiona Macleod) . . . Humorous Mystery Stories The Secret of Goresthorpe Grange (A. Conan Doyle) Mr. Bloke's Item (Mark Twain) The Man Who Went Too Far (E. F. Benson) The Man With The Pale Eyes (Guy de Maupassant) . . .

I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep (Special Edition)

Author: Benny Profane
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781477476840
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 150

Book Description
By a widely published author and father of 3 children, 12 books, and 1 kicking and screaming Inner Child that refuses to grow up or to go to sleep, this special edition of "I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep" imagines: --What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? --A band of 5000 yogis flown in from India specifically to balance India's budget deficit by spilling coffee on their laps at 5,000 McDonald's restaurants. --A Nuclear Weapons fire sale to help balance America's deficit --What does it feel like to send your pet cat to a cat home or cat shelter, or to return a long-dead ex-chicken to an American supermarket? --The story of an Indian men's magazine which ran a special Sex Issue, with condoms glued to the inside of the magazine for readers who might be too carnally provoked to search for a condom. The e-book edition was No. 2 on Amazon's Political Humor bestseller list for nearly 5 weeks. This expanded Special Edition, while providing two chapters of comical Daddy-child interaction, and two other child or parenting-related essays, then moves into a broader world of no-holds-barred social, political, and sexual satire and intercultural humor, some of it new. For the first time, this book publishes the complete "Death of a Minister" a ferocious political satire with references to the Indian and American political landscape (John F. Kennedy and Camelot, for example). "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, Amazon 5-star review "Inspired silliness, Pythonesque goofiness, political bite."--Laurie Boris, Author of "The Joke's on Me." About the Author: Benny Profane is the alter ego of Richard Crasta, author of twelve other books, including the widely published and critically acclaimed THE REVISED KAMA SUTRA and WHAT WE ALL NEED.

To Sleep in a Sea of Stars

Author: Christopher Paolini
Publisher: Tor Books
ISBN: 1250762901
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 848

Book Description
Now a New York Times and USA Today bestseller! Winner of Best Science Fiction in the 2020 Goodreads Choice Awards! To Sleep in a Sea of Stars is a brand new epic novel from #1 New York Times bestselling author of Eragon, Christopher Paolini. Kira Navárez dreamed of life on new worlds. Now she's awakened a nightmare. During a routine survey mission on an uncolonized planet, Kira finds an alien relic. At first she's delighted, but elation turns to terror when the ancient dust around her begins to move. As war erupts among the stars, Kira is launched into a galaxy-spanning odyssey of discovery and transformation. First contact isn't at all what she imagined, and events push her to the very limits of what it means to be human. While Kira faces her own horrors, Earth and its colonies stand upon the brink of annihilation. Now, Kira might be humanity's greatest and final hope . . . The Fractalverse Series To Sleep in a Sea of Stars Fractal Noise At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

American Bee Journal

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Bee culture
Languages : en
Pages : 578

Book Description
Includes summarized reports of many bee-keeper associations

Corpus Juris

Author: William Mack
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Law
Languages : en
Pages : 1284

Book Description

Insomnia

Author: Michael J. Sateia
Publisher: CRC Press
ISBN: 1420080806
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 498

Book Description
The first source on insomnia treatment since the advancement of newer drug options and cognitive behavioral therapies, Insomnia: Diagnosis and Treatment presents a comprehensive reference on the complications, evaluation, and treatment of insomnia. Ideal for sleep medicine specialists, psychiatrists, and neurologists, this text uses a multi-discipl

Big Book of Christmas Novels, Tales, Legends & Carols (Illustrated Edition)

Author: Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson
Publisher: Good Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 8223

Book Description
The 'Big Book of Christmas Novels, Tales, Legends & Carols (Illustrated Edition)' serves as a monumental anthology that weaves together a tapestry of festive narratives from a plethora of literary giants. This compendium spans across a vast range of styles and periods, encapsulating the essence of Christmas through varied lensesbe it through the whimsical landscapes of Dickensian winters, the poignant reflections of Harriet Beecher Stowe, or the legendary tales recounted by Hans Christian Andersen. The collection stands out for its ability to harmonize these diverse voices, offering readers a multidimensional exploration of holiday themes, from the joy and goodwill of the season to the reflection on human kindness and the spirit of giving. This anthology distinguishes itself by not only the breadth of its selections but also through the inclusion of illustrated works, enhancing the reader's experience by visually bringing to life the narratives within. The array of authors contributing to this volume comprises a veritable who's who of literary figures spanning several centuries. From William Shakespeare to Leo Tolstoy, and from Mark Twain to Lucy Maud Montgomery, the anthology showcases the richness of Christmas stories through the ages, aligning with various historical, cultural, and literary movements. This convergence of celebrated writers not only delineates the universal appeal of the holiday spirit but also reflects the diverse traditions and interpretations of Christmas worldwide. The collective contributions of these authors enrich the anthology's theme, offering a comprehensive historical and cultural perspective on Christmas as seen through the prism of literary art. 'Readers seeking an all-encompassing journey through the holiday season will find this anthology an invaluable treasure trove of Christmas lore. The wide array of narrativesranging from tales that capture the quintessence of Christmas warmth to legends that delve into the folklore of the seasonpresents a rare opportunity to experience the holiday spirit through a multitude of voices and styles. This scholarly curated collection not only serves as an educational resource on the evolution of Christmas literature but also as a beacon of the enduring power and beauty of storytelling. Diving into this anthology promises a unique exploration of the festive season, instigating a deeper understanding and appreciation for the rich tapestry of Christmas stories that have been cherished and passed down through generations.'