Smart Ass

Author: Margaret Winslow
Publisher: New World Library
ISBN: 160868590X
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 298

Book Description
How do you resolve a midlife crisis? Margaret Winslow, an overworked college professor in New York City, answered a for-sale ad for a "Large White Saddle Donkey." Hilarity ensued, along with life-threatening injuries and spirit-enriching insight. Walk with Winslow and Caleb the donkey through training traumas, expert-baffling antics, and humiliating races, and share in Winslow's gradual understanding of Caleb's true, undeniable gifts: a willingness to be true to himself no matter the circumstances, to trust, and to forgive. As she and Caleb learn to thrive, you'll learn the importance of being true to your own pure and powerful self.

Confessions of a Professional Smart-Ass

Author: John Kelso
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780988864368
Category : Austin (Tex.)
Languages : en
Pages : 352

Book Description
The Austin American-Statesman humor columnist's autobiography.

Smart Ass Cripple's Little Yellow Book

Author: Mike Ervin
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1300498544
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 46

Book Description
The Clown Prince of Crippledom strikes again! More humorous (and short) essays about being crippled and other stuff.

Smart Ass Cripple's Little Red Book

Author: Mike Ervin
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1105222667
Category : People with disabilities
Languages : en
Pages : 51

Book Description

The Smart Ass Book of Puns

Author: Lefd Designs
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780648860105
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

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Smart Ass

Author: Joel Selvin
Publisher: Slg Books
ISBN: 9780943389424
Category : Music
Languages : en
Pages : 400

Book Description
San Francisco Chronicle pop music critic Joel Selvin started covering rock shows for the paper shortly after the end of the Civil War. His writing has appeared in a number of other publications that one would think should have known better. People all over the world are still pissed off about pieces in this collection.

Hot Cripple

Author: Hogan Gorman
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399537287
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 273

Book Description
From Prada to poverty-one woman's harrowing and hilarious journey Ex-model Hogan Gorman was living the typical New York working actor's life-auditions and classes by day, waitressing and fending off handsy customers by night-when a wise (or just crazy) friend convinced her to ask the universe for a change. And she got one-coming at her at forty miles per hour. Hit by a car and suffering debilitating injuries, and with no health insurance, the fashionista attempts to bounce back into her (thrift store-purchased) Jimmy Choos even as she deals with short-term memory loss, stalker ambulance drivers, trying to stay vegan on food stamps, crazy judges, hot doctors, and unsympathetic government workers. Inspired by her acclaimed one-woman show, this is a bitingly funny and keenly observed account of the cracks in our medical and social welfare system and how one woman's resilience combined with a generous dollop of humor helped her fight her way to recovery.

Angel's Ink

Author: Jocelynn Drake
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062117866
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 338

Book Description
“A lot of fun, with a whole new take on the dark urban fantasy. Bright and breezy, with fascinating characters, and a background with hidden depths. Drake puts the ink in incredible.” —Simon R. Green “Angel’s Ink is an other-earthly blend of magic and technology in the best tradition of urban fantasy that refused to let me go. The continuing Asylum Tales promise to be intriguing and wildly inventive.” —Kim Harrison “Gritty, authentic and fast-paced! This urban fantasy series rocks!” —J.R. Ward The superstars of urban fantasy agree—Angel’s Ink, the first book in Jocelyn Drake’s Asylum Tales is a winner! Genre fans who know—and love—Drake’s phenomenal, New York Times bestselling Dark Days novels will be blown away by this dark and seductive new series. Meet Gage, a magical tattoo artist trying to remain hidden and alive in a world where elves, faeries, trolls, werewolves, and vampires mingle freely with humans, and warlocks and witches rule the roost with merciless cruelty. Angel’s Ink indelibly marks the beginning of something phenomenal and every reader whose tastes run to the supernatural—those who can’t wait to sink their teeth into the latest Patricia Briggs, Carrie Vaughn, Kelley Armstrong, or Jim Butcher—will want to fly with this Angel.

Ash

Author: Jaymin Eve
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781522859420
Category : Dystopias
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Are you an Ash? *Increased stamina *Lack of appetite *Anger outbursts *Insatiable thirst *Beauty & Strength *Male Call the hotline if these symptoms come on suddenly! Turns out Charlie Bennet was all of those things except the last. Don't let the name fool you, Charlie was all woman and she wanted nothing to do with the ash ... until the day she found out she was one. It all started when infected bats bit a small group of humans and created what are now called vampires. Then, the male vampires knocked up some female humans and the result was a gorgeous race of all male ash. Superhuman freaks that had looks to kill. Charlie is the first female ash, aka unicorn of the Hive - the gated compound in Portland that the humans have designated to isolate vampires and ash from society. Problem? The Hive is full and only a select few will be allowed to live there. To live at all, really. If Charlie wants to earn the right to become a citizen of the Hive, she will have to survive the culling - a series of fights to the death. And guess what? Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she'll get special treatment.Good thing there's Ryder, the mysterious lead ash enforcer, who seems to always have her back. But when secrets bubble to the surface, it will take more than one guy to save her. **Recommended reading age is 17+ due to language

The Slangman Guide to Dirty English

Author: David Burke
Publisher: SLANGMAN PUBLISHING
ISBN: 9781891888236
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 244

Book Description
The only thing more embarrassing than being called a dirty word is not knowing what it means! This humorous guide will teach you the most commonly used obscenities, insults, and curses used in the English language. The Slangman Guide to DIRTY ENGLISH offers you over 1,200 popular words and expressions, followed by a clear definition, plus two example sentences used in context. In some cases, you will find a Learn More section directly below the example sentences. This section offers helpful details on pronunciation, synonyms, variations, and special information on how to sound like an American.