How to Stuff Up Christmas

Author: Rosie Blake
Publisher: Atlantic Books Ltd
ISBN: 1782398619
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 276

Book Description
A hilarious and heart-warming novel about Christmas, catastrophes and cooking, containing exclusive Christmas recipes, from the talented Rosie Blake. **How to Stuff Up Christmas includes 14 fabulous, tasty Christmas recipes throughout** 'Tis the season to be jolly. Unless you've found an intimate picture of another woman on your fiance's phone... Eve is heartbroken after discovering her fiance is cheating on her. Being surrounded by the joys of Christmas is more than Eve can bear, so she chooses to avoid the festivities by spending Christmas alone on a houseboat in Pangbourne. Eve gets gets an unexpected seasonal surprise when handsome local vet Greg comes to her rescue one day, and continues to visit Eve's boat on a mission to transform her from Kitchen Disaster Zone to Culinary Queen. But where does Greg keep disappearing to? What does Eve's best friend Daisy know that she isn't telling? And why is there an angry goose stalking Eve's boat?

Nine Days to Christmas

Author: Marie Hall Ets
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
ISBN: 0486815323
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 52

Book Description
Ceci anxiously awaits her first posada, the special Mexican Christmas party, and the opportunity to select a piñata for it.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: RH Childrens Books
ISBN: 0385372035
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

Book Description
Get in on the Christmas cheer with Dr. Seuss’s iconic holiday classic starring the Grinch and Cindy-Lou Who—guaranteed to grow your heart three sizes! Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot...but the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT! Not since “’Twas the night before Christmas” has the beginning of a Christmas tale been so instantly recognizable. From the Grinch and his dog, Max, to Cindy-Lou and all the residents of Who-ville, this heartwarming story about the effects of the Christmas spirit will warm even the coldest and smallest of hearts. Like mistletoe, candy canes, and caroling, the Grinch is a mainstay of the holidays, and his story is perfect for readers young and old.

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Author: Barbara Robinson
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN: 9780573617454
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 60

Book Description
The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.

Last Christmas in Paris

Author: Hazel Gaynor
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 006256269X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 400

Book Description
An unforgettably romantic novel that spans four Christmases (1914-1918), Last Christmas in Paris explores the ruins of war, the strength of love, and the enduring hope of the Christmas season. New York Times bestselling author Hazel Gaynor has joined with Heather Webb to create this unforgettably romantic novel of the Great War. August 1914. England is at war. As Evie Elliott watches her brother, Will, and his best friend, Thomas Harding, depart for the front, she believes—as everyone does—that it will be over by Christmas, when the trio plan to celebrate the holiday among the romantic cafes of Paris. But as history tells us, it all happened so differently… Evie and Thomas experience a very different war. Frustrated by life as a privileged young lady, Evie longs to play a greater part in the conflict—but how?—and as Thomas struggles with the unimaginable realities of war he also faces personal battles back home where War Office regulations on press reporting cause trouble at his father’s newspaper business. Through their letters, Evie and Thomas share their greatest hopes and fears—and grow ever fonder from afar. Can love flourish amid the horror of the First World War, or will fate intervene? Christmas 1968. With failing health, Thomas returns to Paris—a cherished packet of letters in hand—determined to lay to rest the ghosts of his past. But one final letter is waiting for him…

Only You Can Save Christmas!

Author: Adam Wallace
Publisher: Sourcebooks Jabberwocky
ISBN: 9781492641360
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
Wink the Elf asks the reader's help to get Santa's present ready for Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve.

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

Author: Mary Ella
Publisher: WestBow Press
ISBN: 1664282998
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 107

Book Description
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where everything around makes you say, “You can’t make this stuff up!” You may even ask yourself, wait, what just happened? You feel there must be more to it. But life goes on, and you chalk it up to be an unbelievable moment where things aligned perfectly. Mary Ella has found herself in this situation many times. In You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!, she shares how these moments weren’t just random, but they were divinely orchestrated. She tells how the Holy Spirit leads us through blessings, excitement, storms, and even the confusion in our day-to-day lives with intentional purpose. Using Holy Spirit-inspired strategies for processing the deep things in our lives, Mary Ella’s stories walk you through life looking for joy in each moment as you trust the Lord daily. She shares how the Lord has taught her not to simply live each day, but to take the time to be still, reflect, and listen to what the Lord has to say during these encounters. Filled with jaw-dropping, hilarious, and divine stories, each chapter includes space to journal, reflect, and pray as you process your own “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” moments.

How to Stuff-Up You and Your Relationship and Your Kids, Too

Author: Sherryn Chapman
Publisher: Balboa Press
ISBN: 1452511586
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 325

Book Description
In How to Stuff-Up You and Your Relationship and Your Kids, Too, author Sherryn Chapman presents a two-part guide to better relationships written in a friendly, conversational tone. Part one takes a humorous, satirical look at some of the horrors many of us are living through today; while part two explains how we can reduce or eliminate many of these horrors from our lives. Also included is a simple but highly effective technique that can assist in eliminating the reasons behind the horrors. Sherryn uses the metaphor that each of us comes into the world reading from an unconscious scriptone that tells us who to be and how to feel about ourselves and our lives. Once we begin making changes to the way we see and feel about ourselves, we begin writing our own scripts. Taking a few simple steps can enable us to become the people we choose to be, saying what we choose to say, and feeling the way we choose to feel.

You Can't Make This Stuff up Really!

Author: Kenneth McClure
Publisher: WestBow Press
ISBN: 1973669242
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 170

Book Description
Have you ever been in a formal setting and needed to laugh but didn’t dare? Have you ever fought back a smile, a silent giggle that produced a tsunami of shaking that became contagious to those seated next to you? Life is full of these surprise moments as presented in YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. This is a must-read if you have had these moments caused by the actions of others that made you want to scream, yell, or run out of the room before you exploded. This book is a collection of these kinds of moments which may remind you of your experiences where it wasn’t kosher to find the funny side of life. Although life has its many serious moments, it also has a funny side where many are afraid to advance. Try it, you’ll like it!

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author: Lee Gutkind
Publisher: Hachette+ORM
ISBN: 0738215864
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 339

Book Description
From "the godfather behind creative nonfiction" (Vanity Fair) comes this indispensable how-to for nonfiction writers of all levels and genres, "reminiscent of Stephen King's fiction handbook On Writing" (Kirkus). Whether you're writing a rags-to-riches tell-all memoir or literary journalism, telling true stories well is hard work. In You Can't Make This Stuff Up, Lee Gutkind, the go-to expert for all things creative nonfiction, offers his unvarnished wisdom to help you craft the best writing possible. Frank, to-the-point, and always entertaining, Gutkind describes and illustrates every aspect of the genre. Invaluable tools and exercises illuminate key steps, from defining a concept and establishing a writing process to the final product. Offering new ways of understanding the genre, this practical guidebook will help you thoroughly expand and stylize your work.