Author: HighlightsPublisher: Highlights
ISBN: 1590789180
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 257
Book Description
A collection of knock-knock jokes from Highlights.
The Mini Jokiest Knock-Knock Book
Author: Brian BoonePublisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250270383
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of sweets, and now I have a tummy ache. The successful Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just got shrunk! Find the cleverest, most hysterical, most laugh-out-loud knock-knock jokes in The Mini Jokiest Knock-Knock Book! All of the best jokes and goofy illustrations from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of witty knock-knock jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s perfect for hours of fun and games. Mini in size, but giant in fun!
1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Author: Michael KilgarriffPublisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345334817
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.
The Best Ever Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob PhillipsPublisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736937064
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This crazy collection of knock-knock jokes will keep kids, their friends, and their parents—the whole neighborhood—chuckling for a long time to come. This book could find a home in the car for some slap-happy fun on long road trips, in the playroom for a quick smile, or on a nearby shelf for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with hilarity and just plain silliness, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!
Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob PhillipsPublisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736935185
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Bestselling author Bob Phillips saves the day once again with another heroically humorous collection of knock-knock jokes. Kids can choose their favorite knock-knocks to liven up someone else's afternoon or just spend long family trips entertaining themselves. Perfect for bringing a smile to anyone's face, Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids will keep youngsters and their friends laughing for quite some time. Knock, knock. Who's there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell. With so much good clean fun in hand, kids will be able to astound their parents, defeat all signs of boredom, and have a wonderful time adding a little slap-happy silliness to people's lives.
Author: Matt Rissinger
Author: Thomas W. HanshewMemories of Now
Author: Han Van Den BoogaardPublisher: New Harbinger Publications
ISBN: 1626257485
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 67
Book Description
In Memories of Now: On Non-duality and the Permanence of the Present, Han van den Boogaard weaves an insightful and sometimes poignant exploration of consciousness, childhood and nature—the depths and the shallows of experience and “the transparent world of unequivocal simplicity that I seemed to have lost somewhere in my youth. What seemed divisible became indivisible again, and at the same time I knew that it had never been lost.” “This book is not about me, not about my travels, memories or spiritual experiences. Together these only make a two-dimensional picture that might contain a three-dimensional truth if you’re able to look at it with an open mind and a loving heart. The picture itself doesn’t really matter. The important thing is the switch from flat to deep. Unknowingly, you make this switch many times a day, during those moments in which you suddenly forget yourself. But when you’re really aware of it, the true depth of life will be recognised as the unchanging Now, and you will know that this is the only truth.” —from Memories of Now
In the Lurch
Author: SahilPublisher: Strategic Book Publishing
ISBN: 1622127994
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 255
Book Description
Tom was raised with a strong moral foundation set in place by his parents. He is like any other pious, God-fearing son. But as his world crashes around him, he chooses to veer from the way he was raised and let his instincts take control. He lets power go to his head, and feeling invincible, he acts out in hatred and revenge, trying to prove something to himself. Feeling deeply insecure and hurt, he feels he has no choice but to hurt back. In the Lurch tells how Tom's life changes as he matures. After losing himself, he finds his way back through all the chaos. The burdens on his shoulder make him learn about sacrifice and the purpose of living. But is he a god or a devil in the making? This incisive novel shows the ripple effects of decisions and their consequences. The author advises not to think of it as a story where you are being preached to; rather, think of the protagonist and his wrong decisions in life as a means to learn from his mistakes so that you don't make your own. And always know that you can learn from others' mistakes. Sahil is a professional writer in India. He has travelled a great deal throughout his country, and has observed how God and the devil are interpreted in different religions. He was inspired to write this book by "the wars, the rapes, molestation, death, and insecurity around the world. How fragile we humans are and how careless we are about our own fragile nature."
The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers
Author: Michael DahlPublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440506345
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 304
Book Description
Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!
