More Classic Classroom Clangers

Author: Vincent Shanley
Publisher: Robson
ISBN: 9781861059574
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 196

Classic Classroom Clangers

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Publisher: Robson
ISBN: 9781861053336
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 196

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'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter. A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education. SCIENCE Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives Germinate: to become a naturalised German NATURE STUDY Fish swim about in shawls HISTORY Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell? A: With a hyphen THE NOTICE BOARD The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 12.30pm. Please use the back door.

Classroom Clangers

Author: Shanley
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 9780099704515
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 146

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Weekly World News

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Languages : en
Pages : 44

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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.

Classic Rugby Clangers

Author: David Mortimer
Publisher: Portico
ISBN: 1910232742
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 212

Book Description
This hilarious collection of stories taken from over 130 years of rugby history recounts some of the moments their perpetrators would rather forget. A relentlessly high-speed game, rugby is particularly prone to crucial split-second tests of human fallibility and eccentricity, and for every player snatching victory at the last gasp there is somebody whose overconfidence or moment of self-doubt leaves the spectator clutching his head in disbelief. And on top of that, rugby players are notorious for their off-the-pitch shenanigans, many examples of which are featured here. Specially updated and revised with brand-new material for the 2015 Rugby World Cup, taking place in England for the first time in over 20 years, this book is a must-buy for the rugby nut in your life. Word count: 50,000

The British National Bibliography

Author: Arthur James Wells
Publisher:
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Category : Bibliography, National
Languages : en
Pages : 870

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International Books in Print

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Category : English imprints
Languages : en
Pages : 1140

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Whitaker's Books in Print

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Category : Bibliography, National
Languages : en
Pages : 2954

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Clangers

Author: Forrest Hastings
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Languages : en
Pages : 100

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This perfect notebook gift for adults, kids, children, girls, boys, teens , students , parents, workers , On Christmas, or birthday. It can use as a notebook, journal, diary, or composition book. Composition Notebooks are the ideal gift for adults and kids. Teachers and Students will love them! Perfect present idea for any gift-giving occasion. No more boring! It's the perfect composition notebook for school, home, office, work, travel and much more... , This vintage-inspired notebook is excellent for taking notes in school, meeting notes at work or doing homework assignmentsPerfect for jotting down thoughts, writing, organizing, doodling, drawing, lists, setting goals, journaling, and brainstorming.Use as a composition book or as a personal journal for daily writingJournals & notebooks are fun gifts for any occasion. The Book Contains: 6" x 9" letter size Premium Matte Soft Cover Perfect Paperback Binding 100 college-ruled lined pages

Books in Print

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Category : American literature
Languages : en
Pages : 2132

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