Author: M. T. Lott Publisher: ISBN: 9781951728090 Category : Crafts & Hobbies Languages : en Pages : 58
Book Description
Monster farts are ... well ... monstrous! And, maybe a little embarrassing. Find out for yourself in this detailed, amazing, unconventional, astounding, and epic farting monster coloring book! Contains twenty-two original illustrations. Monsters caught in the act include: zombie, bigfoot, wendigo, chupacabra, alien, ghost, and many more!
Author: M.t. Lott Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781542366106 Category : Languages : en Pages : 52
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There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.
Author: M. Lott Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781729081709 Category : Languages : en Pages : 92
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A Christmas coloring book that will have everyone laughing and holding their noses! Inside the pages of this new holiday masterpiece, you will find 22 cute and funny illustrations, perfect for discerning coloring artists of all ages. Sillying farting fun includes pictures of: cute Christmas animals Santa Claus Gingerbread Man Sugar Plum Fairy Christmas Elves Snowman Reindeer and more! Each illustration is included in the coloring book twice, for double the fun -- 44 coloring pages in all! Color them all yourself or share with a friend. The Farting Christmas Coloring Book makes a great gift, can serve as an icebreaker on a first date, and will help you win any white elephant gift exchange! Don't be afraid. Pick up a copy today. *** The Farting Christmas Coloring Book is the latest creation from the mind of M.T. Lott, the best-selling illustrator of the Farting Animals Coloring Book.
Author: M. Lott Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781978145436 Category : Languages : en Pages : 50
Book Description
Two questions: 1. Do you love cute animals? 2. Do you love to color? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then you will enjoy this ridiculous and fun coloring book featuring your favorite super cute animals and their precious farts. Kids of all ages will giggle as they color pictures of: piglets hedgehogs baby squirrels ducklings bear cubs kittens sloths and more! Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh. This book makes a perfect gift for children with discerning tastes, will be a hit at the annual white elephant gift exchange, and is sure to put a smile on the face of all but the most legendary curmudgeons. Enjoy! And, if you like this book, be sure to check out the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK and the FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK!!!!!!!!
Author: Jane Bexley Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 35
Book Description
Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.
Author: David Chuka Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781484195123 Category : Comics & Graphic Novels Languages : en Pages : 32
Book Description
From Best selling Author David Chuka Join Billy and Monster in this second episode of the series -The Fartastic adventures of Billy and Monster. Billy and Monster love going to school as they learn so much stuff like the planets in outer space, counting to twenty-seven and spelling chewing gum. However, most afternoons, school get's a bit boring and they both end up sleeping in class. At such moments Billy wishes he could be a superhero! If he was a superhero, Billy could save stray cats from trees, help old ladies across the street and make sure his class had a constant supply of chocolate. He could also count on Monster to confuse the bad guys with his fart powers! One day at a fancy dress party, Billy and Monster come in contact with a thief whose been stealing people's jewelry. Will they let him get away or will their superhero powers save the day? Get your copy today and find out how fart powers can be used for good in this funny book for kids of all ages.
Author: A. M. Shah Publisher: ISBN: 9781943684502 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 48
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A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.
Author: Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 30
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If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS
Author: Jane Bexley Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 38
Book Description
Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author: El Ninjo Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC ISBN: 1635018552 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 116
Book Description
Let me introduce myself: "I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! I am going to demonstrate how I take advantage of each single sports adventure in Volume 2." He uses his powerful bean blowing air push and wins every challenging sports activity like this: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story) and more bean blowing stories... In Volume 3, El Ninjo is demonstrating how he takes advantage of each dog farts adventure in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous jungle animals. These hilarious short stories are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" See you inside where you and your kids will laugh off your pants with these hilarious pant ripping stories...
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