Fifty Shades of Grass

Author: L. O. L. James
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781480084469
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 121

Book Description
Fifty Shades of Grass – Giving love a sporting chance.Christina is trying to use Dave's love of sport to get him into bed, but of course he has no clue and is just “stoked” he's found a girl who adores talking about bouncers, behinds, and superb ball handling as much as he does.Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don't get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey.When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a 'bit of rough'. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what's going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around.With every story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won't 'possess you' or 'obsess you', but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: • How do men and women ever get together?• How many men are really as simple as Dave?• What does it say about our sex lives when 'the real books' sell a million copies a week? N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.

Tallgrass

Author: Sandra Dallas
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
ISBN: 1429917172
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 340

Book Description
An essential American novel from Sandra Dallas, an unparalleled writer of our history, and our deepest emotions... During World War II, a family finds life turned upside down when the government opens a Japanese internment camp in their small Colorado town. After a young girl is murdered, all eyes (and suspicions) turn to the newcomers, the interlopers, the strangers. This is Tallgrass as Rennie Stroud has never seen it before. She has just turned thirteen and, until this time, life has pretty much been what her father told her it should be: predictable and fair. But now the winds of change are coming and, with them, a shift in her perspective. And Rennie will discover secrets that can destroy even the most sacred things. Part thriller, part historical novel, Tallgrass is a riveting exploration of the darkest--and best--parts of the human heart.

Fifty Shades of Kale

Author: Drew Ramsey
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062272896
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
Kale gets sexy in Fifty Shades of Kale by Drew Ramsey, M.D., and Jennifer Iserloh, with 50 recipes that are mouth-wateringly delicious and do a body good. Release yourself from the bondage of guilt and start cooking meals with the ingredients you love: meat, cheese, and yes—even butter. Nutrient-rich kale provides essential vitamins and minerals to keep you healthy, happy, and lean—so you can indulge in your most delicious desires. Whether you’re a cooking novice or a real kale submissive, you will undoubtedly succumb to Kale’s charms. From Mushroom and Kale Risotto to Kale Kiwi Gazpacho, Fifty Shade of Kale offers simple ways to have your kale and eat it, too, as well as nutritional information, cooking tips, and a tutorial on kale in all her glorious shades. Indulge your culinary passions with Fifty Shades of Kale: 50 Fresh and Satisfying Recipes That Are Bound to Please.

The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

Author: Erma Bombeck
Publisher: Fawcett
ISBN: 0345471725
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258

Book Description
“[Erma Bombeck] is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living.”—Vogue It’s the exposé to end all exposés—the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.

The Grass is Singing

Author: Doris Lessing
Publisher: Heinemann
ISBN: 9780435901318
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 260

Book Description
This murder story features a Rhodesian farmer's wife and her houseboy.

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

Author: Fanny Merkin
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0306822008
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224

Book Description
Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

A Million Shades of Gray

Author: Cynthia Kadohata
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416998594
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 149

Book Description
A boy and his elephant escape into the jungle when the Viet Cong attack his village immediately after the Vietnam war.

Dovetails in Tall Grass

Author: Samantha Specks
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684630940
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 361

Book Description
As war overtakes the frontier, Emma’s family farmstead is attacked by Dakota-Sioux warriors; on that same prairie, Oenikika desperately tries to hold on to her calling as a healer and follow the orders of her father, Chief Little Crow. When the war is over and revenge-fueled war trials begin, each young woman is faced with an impossible choice. In a swiftly changing world, both Emma and Oenikika must look deep within and fight for the truth of their convictions—even as horror and injustice unfolds all around them. Inspired by the true story of the thirty-eight Dakota-Sioux men hanged in Minnesota in 1862—the largest mass execution in US history—Dovetails in Tall Grass is a powerful tale of two young women connected by the fate of one man.

Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey

Author: S. Ashen
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781479215430
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 294

Book Description
A Parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. Romance. Intrigue. Domination. Control. Subservience. Clarity. Epiphany. Release. EUPHORIA. This book contains absolutely none of those things - it is literally the words "Shades of grey" repeated 50,000 times, and is a practical joke - a physical prop designed to amuse and confound people's expectations.

You're Grand

Author: Tara Flynn
Publisher: Hachette Books Ireland
ISBN: 1444797727
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 123

Book Description
Irish Women have been around for ages - some would say almost as long as Irish Men. We've learned a lot in that time but, until now, we haven't shared it. Perhaps being shushed by priests/foreign invaders/the wind for too long has taken its toll - but our time has finally come to speak out. Here comedian Tara Flynn shares the wisdom of the Irishwoman, and why she holds the keys to success in life and how to live it - especially the rough bits. Armed with her all-purpose 'You're grand' philosophy, there is nothing the Irishwoman can't weather (even the weather). Need dating advice? Ask an Irishwoman. Need a recipe for brown bread? We're your gals. Worried about death? Don't be! Put the fun back in funeral! Covering all things grand, from the grand basics starter pack, to how to spice up your love life (a lesson in 'Irotica', anyone?) - if this book doesn't change your life (and it will), it might just help you laugh at it.