Color Me F*cking Calm

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 9781250121424
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
It’s about time you f*cking relaxed! The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!

Color Me F*cking Calm

Author: Sasha Summer
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 88

Book Description
GIFT IDEAS | COLOURING BOOKS FOR ADULTS Be fearless in pursuit of what sets your soul on fire Enter Sasha Summer's world of DIRTY and SWEARY-motivational self-expression though creativity with this stress-relieving colouring book for ADULTS. Inside you will find OVER 40 pages that will take you to your F*CKING happy place for colouring, relaxation, and introspection. Unleash your inner artist as you colour this therapeutic antistress colouring book, perfect for decorating with markers, colored pencils, gel pens, or watercolors. F*cking Happy Colouring! Product Details: Large format 8"x10" pages OVER 40 Images! Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all colouring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Irreverent illustrations are moderate to complex in detail. Coloring images include beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Buy Now" button.

Color Me F*cking Calm

Author: Lol Coloring
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This beautiful coloring book features 50 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life.TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, jade summer, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Color Me Fucking Calm

Author: Ever publish
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 103

Book Description
Be honest, Some people you just want to tell to Fuck Off! Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 mandala designs, we've got any curse, swear, or put down you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content!50 Unique Designs to Color!Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)Each coloring page is on a separate sheet

Myself

Author: Leigh Santoro
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1491757868
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 326

Book Description
Doctor Theodore Teddy Thyme is one of the best in his field. He finds his professional work both industrious and enjoyable. Raine Justice Liverboardman will prove to be the ultimate challenge of Dr. Thymes entire career. Raine has been charged with attempted capital murder. Dr. Thyme is the psychiatrist chosen to examine Raine to determine if Raine is fit for trial. The case itself is hazy at best. No body had been discovered; yet Raine confessed to the murder. When Dr. Thyme meets Raine, he finds a person infected by evil and genius in equal quantities. He questions Raines family members and finds a history of bizarre, ghastly, and probably abusive people. Which may explain the murderous behavior of his patient. However, as the case goes to trial Dr. Thyme wonders if Raine is up to something more macabre. Some sort of sick joke, of sorts. Raine is certainly intelligent enough to undermine the United States judicial system. Yet there is a full confession from Raine on record. Haunted by Raine, Dr. Thyme might soon discover that the proximity to madness has severe consequences. These characters make the Jukes look like the Brady Bunch. Trying to understand the family tests even Thymes superlative skills. Blueink Review In Myself, Leigh Santoro tackles the viewpoints of multiple characters in the examination of a man who has been charged with attempted capital murder. The plot itself is interesting. Those who enjoy psychological intrigue may find this book fascinating. Readers who enjoy weighty psychological mysteries will be intrigued by Santoros premise. Foreword Reviews Santoros novel is a scrupulously detailed narrative. She unflinchingly delves into Raines psyche but handles the story with competence and finesse. The interviews Thymes conducted help the reader understand diagnoses like paranoid personality disorder, afflicting both Raine and Warren. The story in general is baffling, but the docs examination of an eccentric protagonist is enthralling. Kirkus Reviews

Calm the F*ck Down

Author: Sarah Knight
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0316529176
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Calm the F*ck Down

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781522864745
Category : Coloring books
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages - 2 color test pages - Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is", "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching", and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Cheer the F*ck Up

Author: Caitlin Peterson
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250141737
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 006245773X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 197

Book Description
#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Color Me Filthy

Author: James Alexander, Professor Dr
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530374083
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 94

Book Description
Featuring some of the most provocative and inappropriate phrases imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each slutty, kinky page is replete with hedgehogs, owls, kittens, puppies, and baby raccoons. Includes digital edition inside. Do not be fooled by the innocent animals, you naughty deviant! While no shocking imagery is featured in the book, the words inside are a mix of controversial, indecent, and sexy... the perfect gift for someone with a kinky, slutty sense of humor.