'Luuurve Is a Many Trousered Thing...'

'Luuurve Is a Many Trousered Thing...' PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007222106
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 29

Book Description
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson's 8th book of confessions is here! The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not! You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious confessions.

Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061954012
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 343

Book Description
For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the official one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney-again. All because Dave the Laugh tried to do fisticuffs at dawn with him! Two boys fighting over Georgia? It's almost as romantic as Romeo and Juliet . . . though perhaps a touch less tragic. It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all. It's like they always say: If you snog a mate in the forest of red bottomosity and no one is around to see it, is he still a mate? Or is he something more?

Withering Tights

Withering Tights PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006208464X
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 290

Book Description
Wow. This is it. This is me growing up. On my own, going to Performing Arts College. This is good-bye, Tallulah, you long, gangly thing, and hellooooo, Lullah, star of stage. Tallulah Casey is ready to find her inner artist. And some new mates. And maybe a boy or two or three. The ticket to achieving these lofty goals? Enrolling in a summer performing arts program, of course. She's bound for the wilds of Yorkshire Dales—eerily similar to the windswept moors of Wuthering Heights. Tallulah expects new friends, less parental interference, and lots of drama. Acting? Tights? Moors? Check, check, check. What she doesn't expect is feeling like a tiny bat's barging around in her mouth when she has her first snog. Bestselling author Louise Rennison returns with her trademark wit, a hilarious new cast, and a brand-new cheeky heroine who is poised to discover plenty of opportunities for (mis)adventure!

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061975370
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 158

Book Description
As I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable. The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: HarperTeen
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 264

Book Description
Rennison presents the humorous journal of a year in the life of Georgia Nicholson, a teenage British girl who tries to reduce the size of her nose, stop her mad cat from terrorizing the neighborhood animals, and win the love of handsome hunk Robbie.

A Midsummer Tights Dream

A Midsummer Tights Dream PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062114441
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 163

Book Description
Louise Rennison, nationally bestselling author of the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series, returns with another hilarious adventure starring Georgia’s cousin Tallulah Casey. In A Midsummer Tights Dream, Tallulah’s second great (mis)adventure, things are starting to look up for the budding star. She has been officially admitted to the Dother Hall performing arts program in Yorkshire. Her corkers have done some developing since last term. And she’s picked up some advice on snogging from dear old Georgia. So she’s ready to return to the stage—and face her crushes again. But Tallulah will have more than boy drama to deal with. This term’s project is Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and Tallulah has been cast as Bottom, the fool who spends most of the play with the head of a donkey. Even worse, if the show isn’t a complete success, the school won’t have enough money to stay open for another year.

Let the Snog Fest

Let the Snog Fest PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780007252831
Category : Dating (Social customs)
Languages : en
Pages : 101

Book Description
A hilarious new guide from bestselling author Louise Rennison, especially for World Book Day. Georgia gives her top tips on how to look cool and how NOT to behave if you want to hang on to your Sex God.

Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (adult)

Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (adult) PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780060590079
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 420

Book Description
I have finally trapped a Sex God. He is mine, miney, mine, mine. There is a song in my heart and do you know what it is? It is that well-known chart topper "Robbie, oh Robbie, I . . . er . . . Lobbie You!!! I Do I Do!!!" Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and everything should be perfect. But whether it's because her loony parents drag her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland) or because she accidentally snogs old flame Dave the Laugh at a party, Georgia's life never turns out as planned! In this edition that combines the third and fourth volumes in the hilarious #1 New York Times best-selling series, Georgia may be about to become a shameless vixen! The hysterically funny third and fourth volumes of the best-selling Georgia Nicolson diaries: knocked out by my nunga-nungas and dancing in my nuddy-pants.

Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging

Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging PDF Author: Louise Rennison
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007218672
Category : Chick lit
Languages : en
Pages : 29

Book Description
The delightful story told by British teen Georgia Nicholson through her journals--a Michael L.
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