Damn You Autocorrect! 2

Damn You Autocorrect! 2 PDF Author: Lyndsey Saul
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0753549913
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 290

Book Description
It's back. And it's more awkward than ever. Ever been screwed over by predictive text on your smart phone? You are not alone. Damn You, Autocorrect! 2 brings together more of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong. This second volume of epic autocorrect fails is packed with never-before-seen content, as well as the most cringe-worthy posts from Damnyouautocorrect.com. READ THIS BOOK BEFORE YOU HIT SEND.

Dear Asshole

Dear Asshole PDF Author: Jillian Madison
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9780762442867
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Texts From Last Night

Texts From Last Night PDF Author: Lauren Leto
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101196580
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 151

Book Description
In the tradition of The Truth About Chuck Norris, PostSecret, and I Can Has Cheezburger?, Texts from Last Night celebrates the funniest and most outrageous text messages from the instantly popular website There are few forms of communication that are more entertaining, appalling, and laugh-out-loud hilarious than the text message--especially when it's received in the wee hours of the morning from a friend who has had one too many shots of tequila. Texts from Last Night is a celebration of the best, worst, and weirdest text messages that have ever been sent, such as: •Before i could say "i'm not the kind of girl," i was •I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti •The ticket read "found nude in a tree" Texts from Last Night is chock full of LOL and WTF moments and will make any thumb-typer :) in recognition. Read Ben Bator and Lauren Leto's post on the Penguin Blog.

When Parents Text

When Parents Text PDF Author: Lauren Kaelin
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761166041
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 290

Book Description
Complies some web entries with new, unpublished material and organized the entries into categories, including birthdays, entertainment, and parental wisdom.

Damn You, Autocorrect!

Damn You, Autocorrect! PDF Author: Jillian Madison
Publisher: Hachette Books
ISBN: 1401303889
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 312

Book Description
Sh#@ Your Phone Says "Damn You, Autocorrect!" If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there's a good chance you've screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone. Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you'll find a husband who tells his wife that he just "laid" (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to "divorce" (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here. Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.

Damn You Autocorrect

Damn You Autocorrect PDF Author: Gordon Delfino
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781480087835
Category : Electronic mail messages
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Damn You Auto Correct - The Brandnew Top 50 Auto Correct Fails!AutoCorrect makes you look pretty stupid sometimes.People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of ist own. So its Randomly correcting words incorrectly!You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book will leave you laughing until the end!You will find my Top 50 of AutoCorrect in this book!

Damn You Autocorrect! Best of Ever!

Damn You Autocorrect! Best of Ever! PDF Author: Gordon Sutherland
Publisher:
ISBN: 9789963285518
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124

Book Description
Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes.People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So its Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrasing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end!"

Damn You Fat Fingers!

Damn You Fat Fingers! PDF Author: Gordon Sutherland
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781500850883
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description
Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication but Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes. People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So it´s Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrassing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end! Promise :)

Daily Writing Resilience

Daily Writing Resilience PDF Author: Bryan Robinson
Publisher: Llewellyn Worldwide
ISBN: 073875479X
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 418

Book Description
Chances are, whether you're a seasoned author or an aspiring scribe, you've grappled with your share of rejection, setbacks, and heartbreak. However, literary agents say the number one key to writing success is perseverance in the face of disappointment. Daily Writing Resilience provides advice, inspiration, and techniques to help you turn roadblocks into steppingstones. You'll find tips and support through exercises such as meditation, breath work, yoga, stress management, gratitude, de-cluttering, sleep, exercise, mindful eating, and more. These 365 meditations will help you navigate the ups-and-downs of your writing practice, creating positive habits that will guide you toward the success and fulfillment that you've been seeking. Praise: "This must-have collection of inspirational nuggets will nudge you free of writer's block. Even if you're not blocked, a morning commune with some of writing's great minds will put you in the right creative space."—Sara Gruen, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Water for Elephants "Every person with that little voice in their head—the one that tells them to write everyday—must own this book. Every page is full of hope and reality, just what we all need to keep us going."—Steve Berry, New York Times and # 1 Internationally bestselling author of The Patriot Threat "For every type of writer—new, old, fresh, tired, impassioned, cynical, hopeful . . . this gem is flat out inspiring."—M.J. Rose, New York Times bestselling author of The Secret Language of Stones "Bryan Robinson's Daily Writing Resilience is not only wise but also marvelously practical. The daily mantras he offers, taken from the experiences of those who've kept to the path, will provide much needed encouragement along the way. Take this book to heart, and then take it with you wherever you go."—William Kent Krueger, New York Times bestselling author of the multi-award winning Ordinary Grace and the Cork O'Connor series "You don't have to be a writer to treasure Daily Writing Resilience, a unique and uplifting meditation book. It's chock-full of insights so profound you'll be tempted to gobble it up in one bite!"—Cassandra King, author of The Sunday Wife and Moonrise "I urge both fledgling and experienced writers to get their hands on Daily Writing Resilience and keep it nearby for handy reference. Bryan Robinson knows his way around the head and heart of the working writer, and this book is a wonderful companion and a balm to the writer's soul."—John Lescroart, New York Times bestselling author "At last! A real tool for real writers, a reference book that should be on every writer's desk next to their Thesaurus and Strunk & White Elements of Style. A practical guide that can be used as a daily devotional or motivational tool to hold your hand, to guide you, to encourage you, and to pull you back from the ledge."—Karen White, New York Times bestselling author of Flight Patterns A 2018 Killer Nashville Silver Falchion Award Finalist A 2018 Top Shelf Magazine Indie Book Award Finalist

Damn You Fat Fingers! [Full Color]

Damn You Fat Fingers! [Full Color] PDF Author: Gordon Sutherland
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781499599497
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description
Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication but Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes. People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So it´s Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrassing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end! Promise :)
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