The Little Book of Toilet Jokes

Author: Sid Finch
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 1786858916
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 105

Book Description
What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author: May Roche
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250190037
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

The Little Book of Toilet Jokes

Author: Sid Finch
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781786858900
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Toilet Jokes

Author: R. Clarke
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781540806659
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24

Book Description
The toilet jokes in this book contains: Fart jokes that will make you laugh so long, it'll leave you gagging for air Poop jokes that will make you laugh so hard, it'll leave your cheeks aching And so much more

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1626866139
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 90

Book Description
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Jack Shit

Author: Steve Allen
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 178685323X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 98

Book Description
You can’t polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter! If you’re down in the dumps or feeling a bit poo then this grubby book is the one for you.

The Little Book Of Toilet Jokes

Author: Summersdale
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 9781786855497
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and gross-out gags, this book should be your number one - and number two - choice for bathroom-based laughs.

The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Portable Press
ISBN: 9781626865853
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

What's Your Poo Telling You?

Author: Josh Richman
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811857826
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

The Poop Diaries

Author: Abby Ross
Publisher: Black Rose Writing
ISBN: 1684334268
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 235

Book Description
They come into our homes. They see us in our most fragile moments. Plumbers are a fixture in our lives. When a toilet clogs, a faucet leaks, or a sewer line plugs, we call those unsung heroes, desperately seeking help. They scoop out our poop and pull underwear, toothbrushes and cotton balls out of our toilets, doing whatever it takes to get the job done. On a late Wednesday evening, after my toilet clogged, I asked our plumber to share his top five “greatest hits.” The stories were so hilarious, I had to share them with the world. The Poop Diaries features true stories told by my plumber, and many other plumbers, about the most memorable service jobs they have worked on and most unique people they have helped. Whether it’s nudity, rats, fake vaginas, dildos, snakes, weapons and so much more, these plumbers have seen and smelled it all.