365 Senior Moments You'd Rather Forget

Author: Karen O'Connor
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736948392
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 141

Book Description
Karen O’Connor, bestselling author of Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold), offers a great collection of humorous anecdotes on senior moments. Readers in the better half of life will discover 365 rather funny situations to avoid, with some of them sounding all too familiar. They are encouraged to avoid… leaving the key in the front door and going to sleep feeling secure. purchasing a book to improve your memory but leaving it at the checkout counter. dropping the boat anchor and then realizing it wasn’t tied to the boat. This warmhearted and playful book encourages laughter and taking life in stride.

Senior Moments Flip Book

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ISBN: 9781909732209
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Languages : en
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A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time

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Publisher: Product Concept Incorporated
ISBN: 9780984332809
Category : Christian life
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.

Senior Moments: Christmas

Author: Tim Whyatt
Publisher: Templar Publishing
ISBN: 1787413020
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 50

Book Description
A festively funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Have you drunk too much and fallen asleep on the sofa? Have you eaten your weight in food and had to undo the button on your trousers? Are you stuck with a certain family member you've been avoiding all year? Yes, it's... Christmas! The festive time is finally here and what better way to depict the good humour of Christmas than Tim Whyatt's Senior Moments: Christmas. Filled with hilarious illustrations this is a book that will have you laughing around the Christmas table. See a side to Santa you never new, snowmen with a sense of humour and of course the priceless, festive family moments we all love.

The Book of Senior Moments

Author: Shelley Klein
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN: 1843174332
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 233

Book Description
An absolutely essential book for anyone growing long in the tooth and short of memory.

Senior Moments: Love and Marriage

Author: Tim Whyatt
Publisher: Senior Moments
ISBN: 9781787411371
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Do you remember when you had that feeling of butterflies, that instant sexual chemistry and the joy of falling in love? Now do you remember getting married and forgetting what any of that feels like? Resigned to a life of birthday sex and children slowly draining your bank account? This hilarious book depicts both the early stages of love and attraction, and the laugh out loud realities of being married. Not all bad, but certainly all funny.

Senior Moments

Author: Angus FitzSimons
Publisher: Hachette Australia
ISBN: 0733645615
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 222

Book Description
Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)

Senior Moments

Author: Bernadette McCarver Snyder
Publisher: Twenty-Third Publications
ISBN: 9781627850339
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
Just when you ve conquered a lot of life's problems and are living in the moment, you might find it is a senior moment. With trademark humor and wisdom, Bernadette invites us to pray in those moments and all the others in between. Whether sitting in her cozy kitchen, waiting in the doctor s office, or staring down a new DVD player that keeps spitting out discs because I have pushed the wrong button, she shares her honest, comfortable way of chatting with God about nothing and everything that warmly invites you to pull up a chair and join the conversation.

The Little Book of Senior Moments

Author: Shelley Klein
Publisher: Michael O'Mara
ISBN: 9781782431404
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
For those who have trouble remembering their best friend's name and difficulty putting on matching socks in the morning, help is at hand in this guide. If you are among the many people afflicted by senior moments, those mental blips that can waylay us at the most inconvenient times, let The Little Book of Senior Moments be your guide.

1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments

Author: Tom Friedman
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761193677
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 195

Book Description
The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”