Smart Dad, Dumb Dad

Smart Dad, Dumb Dad PDF Author: Robin J. Burchett
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780982187401
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 152

Book Description
Burchette pens a parody of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad."

Good-Enough Mother

Good-Enough Mother PDF Author: René Syler
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416955291
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 294

Book Description
Syler explains how she learned to chuck perfection for practicality, offering sage advice and tips on navigating different obstacles while offering real wisdom about mothering that is tempered with humor and warmth.

The Nurture Assumption

The Nurture Assumption PDF Author: Judith Rich Harris
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0684857073
Category : Child development
Languages : en
Pages : 486

Book Description
Harris takes on the "experts" and boldly questions conventional wisdom of parents' role in their children's lives, asserting that it's not the home environment that shapes children, but the environment they share with their peers.

Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Jokes

Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Jokes PDF Author: Reader's Digest
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1621454452
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 216

Book Description
Is your dad funny? Is he funny looking? Just kidding. In the Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Jokes we have compiled some of the funniest jokes, riddles, and one-liners that can be shared across generations, around the dinner table or the campfire. Truly, there's something for everyone from 6 to 106. "Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over." Most dads get their best material from their families. And that's what we have here: a collection of riddles, jokes, one-liners, hilarious anecdotes and pointed wit that see families for what they truly are--our chief source of amusement! Reader's Digest has a long tradition of providing our readers with laughter through our many columns in the magazine. This collection is pulled right from that humorous source. "Did you hear that NASA has launched several cows into orbit? It was the herd shot around the world!"

Being a Dad Is Weird

Being a Dad Is Weird PDF Author: Ben Falcone
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062473603
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 182

Book Description
A funny and intimate look at fatherhood from the actor and writer/director of The Boss and Tammy that combines stories about his own larger-than-life dad and how his experiences raising two daughters with his wife, Melissa McCarthy, who also penned the Foreword, are shaped by his own childhood. Though he’s best known for his appearances in the movie Enough Said, as well as his hilarious role as Air Marshall Jon in Bridesmaids, Ben Falcone isn’t a big shot movie star director at home. There, he’s just dad. In this winning collection of stories, Ben shares his funny and poignant adventures as the husband of Melissa McCarthy, and the father of their two young daughters. He also shares tales from his own childhood in Southern Illinois, and life with his father—an outspoken, brilliant, but unconventional man with a big heart and a somewhat casual approach to employment named Steve Falcone. Ben is just an ordinary dad who has his share of fights with other parents blocking his view with their expensive electronic devices at school performances. Navigating the complicated role of being the only male in a house full of women, he finds himself growing more and more concerned as he sounds more and more like his dad. While Steve Falcone may not have been the briefcase and gray flannel suit type, he taught Ben priceless lessons about what matters most in life. A supportive, creative, and downright funny dad, Steve made sure his sons’ lives were never dull—a sense of adventure that carries through this warm, sometimes hilarious, and poignant memoir.

Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Stories

Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Stories PDF Author: Editors of Readers Digest
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1621454827
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 261

Book Description
The Editors of Reader’s Digest present a hilarious collection of dumb people doing dumb things. Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In this collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. You’re a dumb criminal if…you’re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone—in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department. During my brother-in-law’s first performance review, his boss said, “I’m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?” --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. “Can’t find Brillo pads,” she wrote. “All they have are Tampax and Kotex.” --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn’t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: “I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn’t serious.” --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain

My Daddy

My Daddy PDF Author: Susan Paradis
Publisher: Boyds Mills Press
ISBN: 9781886910508
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 62

Book Description
A young boy marvels at the things his daddy can do, including cross the street alone, run outside without a coat, stay up way past midnight, and wander in the deepest woods.

Smart Dad

Smart Dad PDF Author: Amanda Graham
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781903207550
Category : Boatbuilding
Languages : en
Pages : 52

Book Description
When dad builds a boat, he thinks of everything - timber, sails, mast. There's just one thing he doesn't think of.

Your Dad Stole My Rake

Your Dad Stole My Rake PDF Author: Tom Papa
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
ISBN: 1250144388
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 303

Book Description
Stand-up comedian and family man Tom Papa explores how we deal with our inescapable relatives and their bizarre behavior. A warm, hilarious book that saws deep into every branch of the family tree and uncovers the most hysterical and surprisingly meaningful aspects of our lives.

My Dad Thinks He's Funny

My Dad Thinks He's Funny PDF Author: Katrina Germein
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 0763665223
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

Book Description
A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.
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