Author: Stephan PastisPublisher: Pearls Before Swine
ISBN: 9781449458300
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
These strips appeared in newspapers from September 3, 2012 to June 2, 2013.
Breaking Her Fall
Author: Stephen GoodwinPublisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 9780156029698
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 436
Book Description
When Tucker Jones' concern for his teenage daughter's antics turns into violence, a high school boy ends up severely injured. Goodwin's emotionally charged novel addresses parents' deepest fears as Tucker finds his family, career and financial security in the balance.
Stephan Schiffman's Telesales
Author: Stephan SchiffmanPublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440500797
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 165
Book Description
If you’ve got ten minutes a day, you can make a telesales breakthrough! By providing one concise, easy-to-read chapter for each daily coffee break, Stephan Schiffman’s Telesales, Second Edition has the power to transform your career and help you post noticeable increases in your numbers in just ten working days and transform your career after a mere twenty-one. Stephan Schiffman has coached thousands of sales teams across the country to improve their telesales performance. He knows exactly what works and doesn’t, and in this completely revised second edition, he shares with you all of his insider’s secrets, including how to: Master the five ways you can increase your income Track your numbers . . . and use them to your advantage Evaluate your performance effectively . . . so you hit your own goals Gain control of the call Leave effective phone messages Use "how" and "why" questions to your advantage Learn what’s going on in the prospect’s world Understand the four types of negative responses . . . and find out how to get past each one Turn small adjustments in your performance into large income gains By spending just minutes a day with this one clear, concise book, you can learn everything from creating a script; to recognizing when not calling a prospect can increase your sales productivity, to practicing the ten traits of world class salespeople. In this highly competitive world where the obstacles against telemarketers continue to become increasingly daunting, you can’t afford not to have these tools in your sales arsenal!
Because Sometimes You Just Gotta Draw a Cover with Your Left Hand
Author: Stephan PastisPublisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449410235
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Covering subjects ranging from modern technology and current events to human nature and drinking beer in the fourth grade, a treasury of "Pearls Before Swine" daily and Sunday strips.
Die Broke
Author: Stephen PollanPublisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006184697X
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 321
Book Description
From America's most trusted financial advisor comes a comprehensive guide to a new and utterly sane financial choice. In Die Broke, you'll learn that life is a game where the loser gives his money to Uncle Sam at the end. There are four steps to the process: Quit Today No, don't tell your boss to shove it...at least not out loud. But in your head accept that from this day on you're a free agent whose number one workplace priority is your personal bottom line. Pay Cash You should be as conscious of spending as you are of saving. Credit should be a rarely used tool for those few times (buying homes and cars) when paying cash is impossible. Don't Retire Your work life should be a journey up and down hills, rather than a climb up a sheer cliff that ends with a jump into the abyss. Die Broke It sounds terrifying, the one intolerable outcome to your financial life. And yet, in truth, dying broke might be your best option for a life without fear: fear of failure and privation now, fear of impoverishment in the long run.
Pearls Goes Hollywood
Author: Stephan PastisPublisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1524876666
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
In the newest Pearls Before Swine treasury, the Hollywood dreams of cartoonist Stephan Pastis meet with hilarious—and disastrous—results! Pearls Before Swine is one of the most popular comic strips of the past two decades, and this treasury packs in 18 months worth of daily comic strips including special commentary by author Stephan Pastis, winner of the 2018 Reuben Award for Cartoonist of the Year. The book also includes an essay about his foray into the world of screenwriting.
K-Pop Confidential
Author: Stephan LeePublisher: Chicken House
ISBN: 1913322548
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 295
Book Description
A Korean-American girl travels to Seoul in hopes of debuting in a girl group at the same K-pop company behind the most popular boy band on the planet, in this romantic coming-of-age novel perfect for K-pop fans everywhere! Candace Park knows a lot about playing a role. For most of her life, she's been playing the role of the quiet Korean-American girl who takes advanced classes and plays a classical instrument, keeping her love of K-pop to herself. But she has a secret that she's been keeping from the world: she can sing. Like, really sing. So when Candace enters a global audition held by the biggest K-pop label in the world, she doesn't expect to actually win. And convincing her parents to go against everything they believe in is nothing compared to what's next. Under the strict supervision of her instructors at the label's headquarters in Seoul, South Korea, Candace must hone her performance skills to within an inch of her life, learn to fluently speak Korean, and navigate the complex hierarchies of her teammates. And the number-one rule? NO DATING - which proves almost impossible after she meets superstar idol One.J and fellow Korean-American trainee YoungBae. And when Candace finds herself in the middle of an international K-pop scandal, she must decide whether a spot in the most hyped K-pop girl group of all time is really worth risking everything ...
The Boy in the Cellar
Author: Stephen SmithPublisher: John Blake
ISBN: 1789461766
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 285
Book Description
Stephen Smith is the boy who did not exist. Born out of wedlock in the early 1960s, Steve's parents hid him away from the world by locking him in the cellar...for thirteen years. Starved and beaten, the little boy's world was a darkened room that measured just eight feet by ten with a single makeshift bed, bare light bulb, and a solitary table. Steve would spend his days conjuring up an imaginary world full of monsters he would draw to try and block out the physical and mental torture inflicted on him by his brutal father. Apart from a few admissions to hospital as a result of his 'imprisonment', Steve remained in the coal cellar of the family home where he was deprived of daylight, his childhood, school, and human contact until he'd reached his teenage years. Eventually, he escaped only to fall prey to the instigators of two of the worst cases of institutional abuse in the UK at Aston Hall hospital and St. William's Catholic School. The Boy in the Cellar is a horrifying true story of torture and cruelty, that reveals a human's full capacity to fight for survival and search out happiness and hope.
Secrets of the Bones
Author: Teri A. JacobsPublisher: Wildside Press LLC
ISBN: 0809544598
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 254
Book Description
The Grigori, the fallen angels of the Old Testament, have escaped their prison in heaven and once again seek to spawn ravenous sons-with Rani, as their prey, their pawn for exquisite pain and sex . . . but she is another's pawn as well. One man, a master in the art of necromancy, murdered her son years before and now holds his tortured soul ransom-her life for his peace. Because within her flesh and bone lie divine secrets and the keys to controlling the angels. Power he craves. Power she possesses. Power that manifests in the deadliest ways. Delve into the Secrets of the Bones, into this apocryphal covenant of gods and monsters, into this disturbing Dark Testament of madness and magick, blood and blasphemy...
Pearls Awaits the Tide
Author: Stephan PastisPublisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 152487664X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
Prepare to get swept up in a tidal wave of hilarity, sarcasm, and atrocious puns courtesy of award-winning Pearls Before Swine cartoonist Stephan Pastis. For the past 20 years, Pearls Before Swine has been one of the most popular and consistently hilarious comic strip in newspapers. This treasury packs in 18 months' worth of daily comic strips from 2018-2019, including an introduction, essay, and special commentary by the author.
