The Funniest Jokes for 8 Year Olds

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 152906600X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 118

Book Description
How does a gardener fix a hole in his jeans? With a vegetable patch. How do you make antifreeze? Hide her woolly jumper. What did the grumpy bee say? ‘Buzz off !' A superbly silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 8-year-olds. Puns, ‘knock knocks’ and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles. The perfect gift for any 8-year-old who loves telling jokes and entertaining their friends and family!

Hot Dogs and Dinosnores

Author: Amanda Li
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447253744
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 81

Book Description
Hot Dogs and Dinosnores is a hilarious, laugh-out-loud joke book stuffed full of funny animal jokes to get kids laughing, from Amanda Li, the author of Jellyphants and Wooly Jumpers. Children love telling jokes to their friends and family, and these jokes are easy to read and easy to remember. Perfect for beginner readers who delight in fun wordplay. What do you call a dog who likes bubble baths? A shampoodle. Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail. Where did the kittens go for their school trip? To the mew-seum. What kind of gum do bees chew? Bumblegum.

The Funniest Jokes for 7 Year Olds

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529066026
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
What do witches use to wrap their presents? Spell-otape. What is the largest kind of ant? A giant. What ’s a mouse’s favourite game? Hide-and-squeak. A superbly silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 7-year-olds. Puns, ‘knock knocks’ and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles. The perfect gift for any 7-year-old who loves telling jokes and entertaining their friends and family!

Jellyphants and Woolly Jumpers

Author: Amanda Li
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330441513
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 84

Book Description
What's grey and wobbly? A jellyphant. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. Children love telling jokes to their friends and family, and this work includes jokes that are easy to read. It is ideal for beginner readers who enjoy fun wordplay.

The British National Bibliography

Author: Arthur James Wells
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Bibliography, National
Languages : en
Pages : 1884

Book Description

Goodnight, Harry

Author: Kim Lewis
Publisher: Walker
ISBN: 9781406324037
Category : Wakefulness
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
Sleep just won't come to Harry, the soft-toy elephant. He reads and tidies and does some exercises. He worries and wriggles, and finally he wakes his friends Lulu and Ted. Together they look at the moon and the stars until at last Harry falls asleep.

Justin's Jokes

Author: Justin Fletcher
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 0571280439
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 98

Book Description
What do whales eat? Fish and ships. What did the sea say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved. Join children's favourite TV star Justin Fletcher for the most giggle-tastic jokes ever. They're fun for all the family! Warning! This book will make you laugh out loud! Justin Fletcher has won two Best Children's Television Presenter BAFTAs, in 2008 and 2010, and was awarded an MBE for his services to Children's television and the charity sector.

Moominvalley: the Activity Book

Author: Justine Smith
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781529016437
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
This unique and stylishly conceived activity book, based on the Moominvalley TV animation, is suffused with the creativity and magic of Moominvalley, where flowerbeds are edged with shells and sailing boats are created from tree bark. Perfect for Moomin fans of all ages, Moominvalley: The Activity Book comprises almost 100 pages of mindful colouring, drawing, crafting inspiration and ideas as well as activities to encourage you to think in a different way. A spread full of beautiful decorative stickers is nestled in the middle of the book for you to adorn the pages of your book, just as Moominmamma brightens up her flower beds.Some activities are straightforward (use your stickers to bring a Moomin underwater ocean scene to life), and some will help you to switch off (finish the fillyjonk's very precise wallpaper pattern); others will encourage you to go on a walk outside and write down (or draw) all the noises you heard. There are also instructions for simple crafting activities: creating art out of fallen leaves or making a spring crown worthy of Snorkmaiden.All the activities in this easy-to-use activity handbook will inspire creativity that knows no bounds and encourage you to always see the beauty in the world around you - just as the Moomins do.

Elmo and Ernie's Joke Book

Author: Naomi Kleinberg
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 030793053X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 12

Book Description
Elmo, Ernie, and their Sesame Street friends share elephant, fish, and knock-knock jokes. On board pages.

The Silly Kids Joke Book

Author: Cooper The Pooper
Publisher: Books by Cooper
ISBN: 9781953884008
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114

Book Description
What's laughter-inducing, belly-aching, crazy fun? The perfect kids' present, that's what!How do people fit in the TV? Why can't I see my eyes? How old was I when I was three?Kids ask the funniest questions, and they ask them a lot! It's a precious time when their curiosity is growing, their minds are absorbing everything and their energy is at an all-time high.As a result, parents hear a lot of crazy quips, random facts, and some of the most absurd questions you'll ever hear. As much as we love our kids, we all need some help at times.Some questions are easy to answer, some more difficult, but when you're being bombarded nonstop every day, you might find yourself drawing a blank on even the most wholesome questions.Want to find a way to distract your kid while indulging their curious mind and encouraging their sense of humor?Jokes are not only funny, exciting, and lively, they're also a great way to develop your child's growing mind. They enhance language skills, increase vocabulary, and strengthen social connections.Plus, they're a total hoot to boot!With this selection of hilarious jokes, your child will get all these benefits? and a cackling great time.