How to Eat Cock the Sofa King Easy Way

Author: Kristy Kream
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578570792
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
This is a parody cookbook. These are just jokes folks! Don't be afraid to laugh even if you have never eaten a rooster before in your life! In most recipes your cock can be substituted with a chicken. These are real recipes. Our goal is to help you get past your Alektorophobia right now and to get you to start enjoying eating cock The Sofa King Easy Way.We here at Sofa King Easy, know that people take their cock-eating very seriously. In fact, we know a few highly experienced cock eaters that could write novels on the subject. Our goal is to make your cock eating more fun, fulfilling, and tasty for everyone. This book is packed full of pleasantly pungent puns, totally tasteless jokes, and some handy (pardon the pun), tasteful recipes. A kaleidoscope of fun for all except for older folks, kids, dogs, some cats, religious fanatics or anyone who doesn't enjoy eating hot cock. You know who you are!

The Sofa King Easy Way Gag Gifts & Cookbooks for Adults

Author: Kristy Kream
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781736121450
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 222

Book Description
How to Eat Cock is not just a bridal shower gift for the blushing bride! No, No, No. These cookbooks also make really wonderful birthday gifts for men. Want to get back at your boss with a great office gift? Simply put How to Eat Cock on his desk before a client meeting. They also make wonderful birthday gifts for women. If you have not eaten cock before or are an old hand at it, either way, you will love to give away these funny gifts. Just try not to laugh when you give out our How to Eat Cock bridal shower cooking books. Especially if you are tired of all those boring naughty bachelorette party games? Spice up the party a bit and give everyone this book in their bachelorette party gift bags to get the party started. Everyone will be taking turns reading the recopies out loud and it tops all bachelorette party games.It is not always all about the bride to be gifts for her and the wedding gift bags. It is always in the ten best gifts for women and best yet it does not come with a diamond attached to it. In addition, our cookbooks make the most unique gifts you can buy if you are looking for some couples' gifts so they can start eating cock together.Buy one as a Grandma gift and embarrass the hell out of her. Buy them as fun gifts for all of your women friends. Same thing if you buy it as a birthday gift for a girlfriend. They will either love you or hate you. They also make hilarious groomsmen gag gifts for men or even a birthday gift for men. The funny embarrassed look on their faces is always jaw dropping.At Sofa King Rad, we put the "gag" in "gag gifts". The Sofa King Easy Way to Eat Cock is the Sofa King ultimate gag gift (pardon the pun).

69 Ways to Eat Cock

Author: Chad Filler
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781542690003
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 180

Book Description
If you are here because you like to eat cock, you have come to the right place. How many cocks can you eat in a lifetime? There're plenty of people out there who won't be able to even come up with 5 different ways to eat cock, nor will they have intentions to eat cock 69 times, much less eating cock in 69 different ways. This playful book will show you so many cocks you never knew existed before: Japanese Cock Thai Cock Irish Cock African Cock Grandma Famous Cock Dinners made with large cock Snacks made with tiny cocks And so much more... You will learn the correct way to eat them all! You will never get bored eating cocks because you can enjoy cocks in so many ways. After finishing this book, you can consider yourself among a very small number of our population who master the skills of cock eating! Be prepared to garner numerous compliments and questions including: "This is the best cock I've ever put in my mouth!" "How do you get your cock to come out so plump and juicy?" "Why does my cock never taste this good?" With this book, instead of going out for cock you can now eat at home. Think of all the money you'll save! Pick up this book and learn new, healthy ways to eat cocks that you never thought possible! *Note: these recipes can be used for chicken, but the shock factor won't be as great... This book will also be a hit at your white elephant gift party!

50 Ways to Eat Cock

Author: Adrienne N. Hew
Publisher: Savor the Journey, LLC
ISBN: 148259143X
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 87

Book Description
This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

69 Proven Methods to Eat Cock

Author: Chad Filler
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544076140
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 180

Book Description
If you are here because you like to eat cock, you have come to the right place. How many cocks can you eat in a lifetime? There're plenty of people out there who won't be able to even come up with 5 different ways to eat cock, nor will they have intentions to eat cock 69 times, much less eating cock in 69 different ways. This playful book will show you so many cocks you never knew existed before: Japanese Cock Thai Cock Irish Cock African Cock Grandma Famous Cock Dinners made with large cock Snacks made with tiny cocks And so much more... You will learn the proven methods to eat them all! These 69 methods have been extensively tested and proven to to give your cock eating experience total satisfaction time after time after time. You will never get bored eating cocks because you can enjoy cocks in so many ways. After finishing this book, you can consider yourself among a very small number of our population who master the skills of cock eating! Be prepared to garner numerous compliments and questions including: "This is the best cock I've ever put in my mouth!" "How do you get your cock to come out so plump and juicy?" "Why does my cock never taste this good?" With this book, instead of going out for cock you can now eat at home. Think of all the money you'll save! Pick up this book and learn new, healthy ways to eat cocks that you never thought possible! *Note: these recipes can be used for chicken, but the shock factor won't be as great... This book will also be a hit at your white elephant gift party! So, get this book now and let's all start enjoy eating cock!

51 Ways To Eat Cock

Author: Stella Bruce
Publisher: healthy jack
ISBN: 9781950284870
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 94

Book Description
Funny healthy chicken recipes cookbook

Sophie's World

Author: Jostein Gaarder
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 1466804270
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 735

Book Description
A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.

Clean My Space

Author: Melissa Maker
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735214670
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 218

Book Description
The wildly popular YouTube star behind Clean My Space presents the breakthrough solution to cleaning better with less effort Melissa Maker is beloved by fans all over the world for her completely re-engineered approach to cleaning. As the dynamic new authority on home and living, Melissa knows that to invest any of our precious time in cleaning, we need to see big, long-lasting results. So, she developed her method to help us get the most out of our effort and keep our homes fresh and welcoming every day. In her long-awaited debut book, she shares her revolutionary 3-step solution: • Identify the most important areas (MIAs) in your home that need attention • Select the proper products, tools, and techniques (PTT) for the job • Implement these new cleaning routines so that they stick Clean My Space takes the chore out of cleaning with Melissa’s incredible tips and cleaning hacks (the power of pretreating!) her lightning fast 5-10 minute “express clean” routines for every room when time is tightest, and her techniques for cleaning even the most daunting places and spaces. And a big bonus: Melissa gives guidance on the best non-toxic, eco-conscious cleaning products and offers natural cleaning solution recipes you can make at home using essential oils to soothe and refresh. With Melissa’s simple groundbreaking method you can truly live in a cleaner, more cheerful, and calming home all the time.

Anna and the French Kiss

Author: Stephanie Perkins
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1409579956
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 346

Book Description
Anna had everything figured out – she was about to start senior year with her best friend, she had a great weekend job and her huge work crush looked as if it might finally be going somewhere... Until her dad decides to send her 4383 miles away to Paris. On her own. But despite not speaking a word of French, Anna finds herself making new friends, including Étienne St. Clair, the smart, beautiful boy from the floor above. But he's taken – and Anna might be too. Will a year of romantic near-misses end with the French kiss she's been waiting for?

The Prince of the Hundred Soups

Author: Vernon Lee
Publisher: Trieste Publishing
ISBN: 9780649679386
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 254

Book Description
Trieste Publishing has a massive catalogue of classic book titles. Our aim is to provide readers with the highest quality reproductions of fiction and non-fiction literature that has stood the test of time. The many thousands of books in our collection have been sourced from libraries and private collections around the world.The titles that Trieste Publishing has chosen to be part of the collection have been scanned to simulate the original. Our readers see the books the same way that their first readers did decades or a hundred or more years ago. Books from that period are often spoiled by imperfections that did not exist in the original. Imperfections could be in the form of blurred text, photographs, or missing pages. It is highly unlikely that this would occur with one of our books. Our extensive quality control ensures that the readers of Trieste Publishing's books will be delighted with their purchase. Our staff has thoroughly reviewed every page of all the books in the collection, repairing, or if necessary, rejecting titles that are not of the highest quality. This process ensures that the reader of one of Trieste Publishing's titles receives a volume that faithfully reproduces the original, and to the maximum degree possible, gives them the experience of owning the original work.We pride ourselves on not only creating a pathway to an extensive reservoir of books of the finest quality, but also providing value to every one of our readers. Generally, Trieste books are purchased singly - on demand, however they may also be purchased in bulk. Readers interested in bulk purchases are invited to contact us directly to enquire about our tailored bulk rates.