The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
ISBN: 1466802715
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178

Book Description
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!

The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 0312367872
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178

Book Description
Collects nine humorous, rhyming stories about animals.

The Cat on the Mat is Flat

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Pan Australia
ISBN: 9781741979824
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 184

Book Description
How did the cat on the mat get flat? Why did Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred get spat out of the head of a whale called Ned? Where was Harry Black when Jack the Yak stole the snack from his sack? What happened to Buck the Duck's brand new muck-sucking truck? Who else, apart from Andy G and Terry D, was chased up a tree by an evil bee? The answers to these stupid questions - and many other stupid questions - are contained in this deeply stupid book... Well, what are you waiting for? Open the book and start reading! - Suitable for ages 4 - 104 - Rating: Stupid

The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1)

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 125002773X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38

Book Description
"What happens when a cat meets a rat with a baseball bat?"--P. [4] of cover.

The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat

Author: Nurit Karlin
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062009141
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
This funny rhyming story starring a big orange tabby cat helps kids learn to read! Fat Cat Sat on the Mat is a proven winner—welcome at home or in the classroom—as it makes kids laugh. The fat cat sat on the mat. "Get off!" said the rat. But the fat cat just sat. Will the rat get the fat cat off the mat? Enjoy reading this silly story aloud for maximum effect! Find out if rat can get cat off the mat in this funny, phonetic Level One I Can Read that's perfect for kids learning to sound out words and sentences. With repeating sounds and words, beginning readers will grow their reading confidence as they laugh about the cat and the rat and their sibling-style squabble.

Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Square Fish
ISBN: 1466872985
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

Book Description
Ed is a friend of Ted. Ted has a dog named Fred. Fred does not like Ed. When Fred bites Ed's head, animosity is spread! This laugh-out-loud story from the popular and hilarious collection The Cat on the Mat Is Flat is now adapted as a stand-alone for beginning readers.

The Cat That Shat

Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36

Book Description
There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.

The Cat Sat on the Mat

Author: Fiona Manlove
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781857143737
Category : Cats
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
The cat sat on the mat... and the mat moved! Find out what happens when the cat sits on a magic carpet.

It's Like This, Cat

Author: Emily Neville
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
ISBN: 0486820696
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 193

Book Description
Dave has the usual adolescent problems, mitigated by the consoling company of his cat. Recounted with humor and a realistic teenage voice, this Newbery Award winner unfolds amid the excitement of 1960s New York City. "Superb." — The New York Times.

The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545347572
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly