The Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 9781250120649
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring

Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Dare You Stamp Company
ISBN: 1604336617
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

I Don't Give a Shit

Author:
Publisher: Green Cow Coloring
ISBN: 9781945362149
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?

Swears for Squares

Author: Caroline STEINHAUER
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781792018503
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 41

Book Description
Swears for Squares is a swear word coloring book with alternate swear words. This is not your harsh profanity coloring book. There are abstract designs with words like dagnabbit, oh shoot, sugar, holy cow, dang it, son of a biscuit, and more colorful substitutes for swear words. No harsh language but, still recommened for adults. Makes a funny gift for a parent, grand parent or yourself. There is a test page in the front and a blank page at the end for doodling. Fun for all.

Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring World
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530292325
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 86

Book Description
Get fantastic value for money with this huge Swear Word Coloring Book! The 40 expertly illustrated swearing and cursing designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hour upon hour of entertainment! Features of this Swear Word Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish Blank color test pages at the back of the book Description:This swear word coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The swear word designs contained within this fantastic book are created by one of our in house artists, each hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality throughout. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book of swear words contains a wide variety of designs. This book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for your family and friends. If you know someone who likes a laugh then this will be sure to get one! If you love coloring and humor, then you are sure to love this adult coloring book too!

50 Shades Of Bullsh*t

Author: Alex Fleming
Publisher:
ISBN: 9782376190011
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 60

Book Description
This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.

Greetings, Asshole!

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537051321
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 50

Book Description
Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Fucksicles: Summer Nights Edition : Swear Word Adult Coloring Book

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532987304
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
Just like the original Fucksicles, but with black backgrounds to make your bright colors pop! Oh, and FIVE bonus pages, just because. :) Watermelon Wankjob, Oh Shit! Orange Blast, and Blueberry Bitch, are just few of the flavors you will find in this tasty swear word coloring book. But, what's even better - you can make up your own! Over 24 fun and original swear word coloring book pages with black backgrounds to make your bright colors and neons pop For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed All of your favorite swear word phrases like: Shit Happens, Life's a Bitch, and Get Fucked Up, and many, many more Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party This curse word coloring book is jam-packed with fun retro patterns, funny swear word phrases, and several different popsicle concepts. There is no adult coloring book like it! While you may just want this cuss word coloring book all to yourself, Fucksicles makes a great gift or sets up the perfect coloring party. Buy Fucksicles now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

Swearing Like a Motherfucking School Counselor

Author: Colorful Swearing Dreams
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781078377928
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48

Book Description
GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Nursing Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, nurses or RN who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Deal with Dipshits" "Parents, Admitting your Child is an Asshole is the First Step" "Bullies, You Better Pray Motherfuckers" "Patients Call it "an Emergency", Nurses Call it "Zero Fucks Fiven" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for nurses moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY

Adult Coloring Books

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Tip Top Education
ISBN: 9781940282862
Category : Games
Languages : en
Pages : 104

Book Description
Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing