Author: A FanPublisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0557190002
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 57
Book Description
The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!
Author: Joe KingPublisher: Andersen Press Limited
ISBN: 1787612791
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes
Author: Mark Geoffrey YoungPublisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781478331759
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Everton jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Everton joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Everton Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Everton Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Everton Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Everton Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Everton Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Everton Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Black Farce and Cue Ball Wizards
Author: Clive EvertonPublisher: Random House
ISBN: 1780573995
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 452
Book Description
Throughout its chequered history, snooker has had more than its fair share of heroes and villains, champions and chumps, rascals and rip-off artists. In the last 20 years, every sleazy scandal imaginable has attached itself to this raffish sport: corruption, match fixing, bribery, sex, recreational drugs, performance-enhancing drugs, ballot rigging, fraud, theft, domestic violence, common-or-garden violence, paranoid politicking, dirty tricks - all against a background of inept petty tsars fixated on the pursuit, retention and abuse of power. In Black Farce and Cue Ball Wizards, Clive Everton recounts the glory and despair, the dreams and disillusion, and the treachery and greed that have characterised the game since it was invented as an innocent diversion by British Army officers in India in the nineteenth century. He tells the true and unexpurgated tale of snooker's transformation into a television success story second only to football and exposes how its potential has been shamefully squandered.
The Funniest Everton Quotes... Ever!
Author: Gordon LawPublisher:
ISBN: 9781696969956
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
From Wayne Rooney to Joe Royle, Everton players and managers have kept us entertained with mad, wacky and often outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 230 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Goodison Park. Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Toffees fans chuckling throughout the season. "Wayne Rooney can go all the way to the top if he keeps his head firmly on the ground." David Unsworth "I've gained most of my strength from the beard." Tim Howard "He's a Spaniard, who has come from Spain." Phil Neville on Mikel Arteta "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." Neville Southall
Pissing in the Snow and Other Ozark Folktales
Author: VANCE RANDOLPHPublisher: University of Illinois Press
ISBN: 9780252013645
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
The well-known Ozark folklorist gathers together bawdy tales, previously considered unprintable, that provide insight into the region's rich exotic narrative tradition.
Reborn in the USA
Author: Roger BennettPublisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062958720
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 332
Book Description
The #1 New York Times Bestseller One-half of the celebrated Men in Blazers duo, longtime culture and soccer commentator Roger Bennett traces the origins of his love affair with America, and how he went from a depraved, pimply faced Jewish boy in 1980’s Liverpool to become the quintessential Englishman in New York. A memoir for fans of Jon Ronson and Chuck Klosterman, but with Roger Bennett’s signature pop culture flair and humor. Being a teenager isn’t easy, no matter where in the world you live or how much it does or doesn’t rain in your hometown. As an outsider—a private-schooled Jewish kid in working-class, heavily Catholic Liverpool—Roger Bennett wasn’t winning any popularity contests. But there was one idea, or ideal, that burned bright in Roger’s heart. That was America— with its sunny skies, beautiful women, and cool kids with flipped collars who ate at McDonald’s. When he embraced American popular culture, the dull gray world he lived in turned to neon teal—a color which had not even been invented in England yet. Introduced first through the gateway drug of The Love Boat, then to Rolling Stone, the NFL, John Hughes movies, Run-DMC, and Tracy Chapman, Roger embraced everything that would capture the imagination of a teenager growing up Stateside. When he made a real, in-the-flesh American friend who invited him over for the summer, he got to visit the promised land. A month in Chicago, and a life-changing night spent in the company of the Chicago Bears, was the first hit of freedom, of independence, of the Roger Bennett he knew he could be. (Re)Born in the USA captures the universality of growing pains, growing up, and growing out of where you come from. Drenched in the culture of the late ’80s and ’90s from the UK and the USA, and the heartfelt, hilarious sense of humor that has made Roger Bennett so beloved by his listeners, here is both a truly unique coming-of-age story and the love letter to America that the country needs right now.
Author: Peter ReidEnsnared (The Spider's Mate #1)
Author: Tiffany RobertsPublisher: Spider's Mate
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
He's spent years as a hunter, but now he's the one ensnared in a creature's trap. Ketahn did not want a mate. Fate has a different plan for him. When the queen he despises declares her intention to claim him, he retreats into the jungle. What he finds there changes his world. Small, delicate, and pale skinned, Ivy Foster is nothing like the females Ketahn has known. She's not of his kind at all. Yet the moment he sees her, he knows the truth in his soul-she is his heartsthread. And now that he has her, he won't let anything take her away. Not the jungle, not the gods, not the queen and her warriors. Whether Ivy agrees or not, their webs are entangled. No one will ever sever those threads. ----- Book 1 of 3 in The Spider's Mate Trilogy. Warning: Contains darker themes and there is also a cliffhanger. Check the author's website for more detailed content warnings.
Interested in Sport
Author: Tav ChlordanePublisher:
ISBN: 9781398448216
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 236
Book Description
Ever wondered why it is called a 'try' in rugby? How referees got their name? Why the King of the Mountains' jersey in the Tour de France is red and white? Why you can't have a square football pitch? What ambidextrous really means? This book contains thousands of facts and jokes that anyone interested in sport would love to know.
