You Might Be A Gardener If... 52 Humorous Observations About Life In The Garden

Author: Laughlovegift
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781674418230
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58

Book Description
They say laughter is the best medicine, and the "You Might Be A Gardener If..." clean joke book for adults is full of silly good fun that will have you shaking your head while laughing out loud. Written by a gardener for gardeners, no topic is off limits. From gardening skills, to garden compost and preserving the harvest, this comical book exposes it all. With an offbeat cover illustration that makes people want to peek inside, this book makes an excellent bathroom reader for dad, a hilarious gift for an adult friend, or the greatest evening of laughter together for an entire family. If you're looking for a wholesome gift that is laugh-out-loud funny, then look no further. Order your copy of "You Might Be A Gardener If..." TODAY!

The Humane Gardener

Author: Nancy Lawson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1616896175
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 226

Book Description
In this eloquent plea for compassion and respect for all species, journalist and gardener Nancy Lawson describes why and how to welcome wildlife to our backyards. Through engaging anecdotes and inspired advice, profiles of home gardeners throughout the country, and interviews with scientists and horticulturalists, Lawson applies the broader lessons of ecology to our own outdoor spaces. Detailed chapters address planting for wildlife by choosing native species; providing habitats that shelter baby animals, as well as birds, bees, and butterflies; creating safe zones in the garden; cohabiting with creatures often regarded as pests; letting nature be your garden designer; and encouraging natural processes and evolution in the garden. The Humane Gardener fills a unique niche in describing simple principles for both attracting wildlife and peacefully resolving conflicts with all the creatures that share our world.

Great Quotes For Gardeners

Author: Craig Hlas
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 60

Book Description
In "Great Quotes For Gardeners," you'll find hundreds of quotations aimed at inspiring those who enjoy and love gardens -- and that's just about everyone."Gardening is the art that uses flowers and plants as paint, and the soil and sky as canvas." -- Elizabeth MurrayThe gardener is always learning, often pausing to contemplate life, growth, and change. For everyone who spends time in a garden, as Jane Hawking says, it's an enduring and rewarding pastime. It's an art that involves experimenting with and sharing creativity, colors, and produce -- a process which sustains givers and receivers alike.To be a gardener, according to Vita Sackwell-West, is to live in hope. From the dazzling return of perennials in spring to the excitement of looking at glossy seed catalogs and gardening websites in mid-winter, that hope is a year-round exercise.Getting our hands into the good earth and encouraging something to grow and blossom -- that adds flavor and fragrance to a home regardless of its size or location.The quotes in this book come from novelists and poets, philosophers and statespeople, artists and entertainers. Most important, the quotes come from gardeners -- all of them providing charming and thoughtful passages and inspiration for generations of growth and growers, and in that sense they're all gardeners.

The Gardener Says

Author:
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1616898380
Category : Gardening
Languages : en
Pages : 167

Book Description
A “breezy collection” of quotes about gardening, “filled with humor, reflection, and a love of plants and planting” (Publishers Weekly). The Gardener Says invites you to a festive garden party where guests ranging from Gertrude Jekyll and Henry David Thoreau to Michelle Obama and Michael Pollan share their insights and words of inspiration on the topic of gardening. Ranging from the humorous to the poignant, these quotes from gardeners, poets, philosophers, and landscape designers highlight both the joys and challenges of gardening—the exhaustion at the end of a long day’s work, the satisfaction of seeing a flower blossom, the peace and happiness of time spent in quiet contemplation. A delightful hobby, a potent tool for ecological and social transformation, and a crucial reminder of our place in nature, gardening is, in the words of Mirabel Osler, the one occupation where “if you were to creep up behind someone at their work, you would find them smiling.” “Will inspire you . . . [This] compilation of thoughtful and powerful insights helped me understand, on a personal level, my desire to garden.” —The Oregonian

Through the Gardener's Year: 52 Weekly Thoughts on Gardens, Gardeners and the Gardening Life

Author: Mary A Agria
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1329054725
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 126

Book Description
Best-selling novelist and garden columnist shares her reflections on gardening throughout a year.

Creatures And Critters

Author: Carol J. Michel
Publisher: Gardenangelist Books
ISBN: 9781733500944
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 154

Book Description
Gardening. It's one of the most peaceful activities you can enjoy. The solitude of the plants, the sun, fresh air, and the fragrance of flowers. Then you look around. "Wait," you say. "Who took a bite out of that tomato?" "What was that sting on my leg?" "Did I just see a Garden Fairy disappear behind a flower?"

The Night Gardener

Author: George Pelecanos
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 0759567875
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 280

Book Description
Gus Ramone is "good police," a former Internal Affairs investigator now working homicide for the city's Violent Crime branch. His new case involves the death of a local teenager named Asa whose body has been found in a local community garden. The murder unearths intense memories of a case Ramone worked as a patrol cop twenty years earlier, when he and his partner, Dan "Doc" Holiday, assisted a legendary detective named T. C. Cook. The series of murders, all involving local teenage victims, was never solved. In the years since, Holiday has left the force under a cloud of morals charges, and now finds work as a bodyguard and driver. Cook has retired, but he has never stopped agonizing about the "Night Gardener" killings.The new case draws the three men together on a grim mission to finish the work that has haunted them for years. All the love, regret, and anger that once burned between them comes rushing back, and old ghosts walk once more as the men try to lay to rest the monster who has stalked their dreams. Bigger and even more unstoppable than his previous thrillers, George Pelecanos achieves in The Night Gardener what his brilliant career has been building toward: a novel that is a perfect union of suspense, character, and unstoppable fate.

Monarchs and Milkweed

Author: Anurag Agrawal
Publisher: Princeton University Press
ISBN: 0691166358
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 296

Book Description
The fascinating and complex evolutionary relationship of the monarch butterfly and the milkweed plant Monarch butterflies are one of nature's most recognizable creatures, known for their bright colors and epic annual migration from the United States and Canada to Mexico. Yet there is much more to the monarch than its distinctive presence and mythic journeying. In Monarchs and Milkweed, Anurag Agrawal presents a vivid investigation into how the monarch butterfly has evolved closely alongside the milkweed—a toxic plant named for the sticky white substance emitted when its leaves are damaged—and how this inextricable and intimate relationship has been like an arms race over the millennia, a battle of exploitation and defense between two fascinating species. The monarch life cycle begins each spring when it deposits eggs on milkweed leaves. But this dependency of monarchs on milkweeds as food is not reciprocated, and milkweeds do all they can to poison or thwart the young monarchs. Agrawal delves into major scientific discoveries, including his own pioneering research, and traces how plant poisons have not only shaped monarch-milkweed interactions but have also been culturally important for centuries. Agrawal presents current ideas regarding the recent decline in monarch populations, including habitat destruction, increased winter storms, and lack of milkweed—the last one a theory that the author rejects. He evaluates the current sustainability of monarchs and reveals a novel explanation for their plummeting numbers. Lavishly illustrated with more than eighty color photos and images, Monarchs and Milkweed takes readers on an unforgettable exploration of one of nature's most important and sophisticated evolutionary relationships.

The Inspired Gardener

Author: St. Lynn's Press
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780981961538
Category : Gardening
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
"The Inspired Gardener" features more than 55 inspirational, serious, and humorous quotes on the topic of gardening, ranging from Aristotle to Alice Walker. Full color.

Gardening in the Pacific Northwest

Author: Paul Bonine
Publisher: Timber Press
ISBN: 1604698365
Category : Gardening
Languages : en
Pages : 321

Book Description
A must-have growing guide for gardeners in the Pacific Northwest A gardener’s plant choices and garden style are inextricably linked to the place they call home. In order to grow a flourishing garden, every gardener must know the specifics of their region’s climate, soil, and geography. Gardening in the Pacific Northwest, by regional gardening experts Paul Bonine and Amy Campion, is comprehensive, enthusiastic, and accessible to gardeners of all levels. It features information on site and plant selection, soil preparation and maintenance, and basic design principles. Plant profiles highlight the region’s best perennials, shrubs, trees, and vines. Color photographs throughout show wonderful examples of Northwest garden style.