Minecraft: The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)

Author: Dan Morgan
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0593379373
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 129

Book Description
The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS: Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert! © 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.

Minecraft Joke Book

Author: Mojang AB
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781405295253
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.

Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510706372
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 159

Book Description
Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510706364
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 184

Book Description
Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghasts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book and the jokes will make you giggle like you’ve never giggled before! Inside you will find uproarious jokes like: Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft? Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your door—they blow it up! What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper? A teleporting bomb. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!

Minecraft Official Dungeons Sticker Book (Minecraft)

Author: Random House
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0593373022
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

Book Description
An awesome activity book packed with over 500 stickers based on MINECRAFT DUNGEONS! Minecraft Dungeons is a stand-alone game based on Minecraft--the best-selling and most popular video game of all time! Explore this new game world with this awesome full-color activity book that features over 500 stickers. It's hours of fun for Minecraft Dungeons fans 6 to 9!

Minecraft Jokes

Author: Steve Creeper
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781508783282
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30

Book Description
Here're some jokes from the bookQ: If Steve weren't a miner, what would he be instead? A: A boxer, because he can punch trees. Q: Which two countries love to play Minecraft? A: Iron and I-rock (Iran and Iraq). Q: Why don't some people ever tell Minecraft jokes? A: Because people might think they're square! Q: How do you make a Minecraft movie into a block-buster? A: Craft a block of TNT and blow up a mine!

Minecraft: The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)

Author: Dan Morgan
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0593379381
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 129

Minecraft 2-in-1: The Official Would You Rather/The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)

Author: Random House
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0593896572
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 257

Book Description
Would you rather have zombies as allies but have chickens throw rotten eggs at you—OR have pillagers for friends but pigs pass gas at you? This jumbo collection of MINECRAFT jokes, riddles, and silly questions and outrageous scenarios—will help you become the funniest mob on the block! The Official Would You Rather/The Official Joke Book is filled with silly questions and outrageous scenarios based on MINECRAFT as well as jokes and riddles that will have even the most serious villager laughing out loud. The book is illustrated throughout with hilarious black and white line drawings. This 2-in-1 paperback collection has something for everyone whether you’re a beginner looking to think about MINECRAFT in an all-new way, or a longtime fan looking for laughs—or both! © 2024 Mojang AB. All Rights Reserved. Minecraft, the Minecraft logo, the Mojang Studios logo and the Creeper logo are trademarks of the Microsoft group of companies.

New Pets on the Block! (Minecraft Stonesword Saga #3)

Author: Nick Eliopulos
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 1984850946
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 145

Book Description
In the Minecraft Stonesword Saga # 3, unruly pets, untamed mobs, and a powerful, potion-wielding witch cause trouble in this deluxe illustrated hardcover chapter book—the only official Minecraft chapter book series! Based on the most popular video game of all time, the third book in the epic Minecraft Stonesword Saga series takes a group of intrepid Minecraft players deeper into the game than ever before . . . Everyone knows that Jodi, the youngest member of the team, loves animals in the real world and in Minecraft. She is also fiercely loyal to her friend the Evoker King, who has, very unfortunately, been shattered into six different hostile mobs. When the third piece of the Evoker King takes the form of a Minecraft witch and sends Jodi and her friends on a quest to bring back an extremely rare animal mob, Jodi is determined to make sure that the mob stays safe no matter what! Meanwhile, in the real world, she also learns that taking care of other living creatures is a much bigger responsibility than she ever imagined. Find out if Jodi and her friends have what takes to outwit a powerful witch and keep a bunch of unruly pets on the leash in this exciting new Minecraft adventure. Enjoy the entire series, including: • Into the Game! (Minecraft Woodsword Chronicles #1) • Night of the Bats! (Minecraft Woodsword Chronicles #2) • Deep Dive! (Minecraft Woodsword Chronicles #3) • Ghast in the Machine! (Minecraft Woodsword Chronicles #4) • Dungeon Crawl! (Minecraft Woodsword Chronicles #5) • Last Block Standing! (Minecraft Woodsword Chronicles #6) • Crack in the Code! (Minecraft Stonesword Saga #1) • Mobs Rule! (Minecraft Stonesword Saga #2) © 2022 Mojang AB. All Rights Reserved. Minecraft, the Minecraft logo and the Mojang Studios logo are trademarks of the Microsoft group of companies.

The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510747443
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 394

Book Description
“Dig in” to your favorite Minecraft jokes! All your favorite Minecraft jokes are now in one place! This collection of three titles from the Jokes for Minecrafters series brings you over two thousand puns, one-liners, and wisecracks about all your favorites from the world of Minecraft. From ghasts and endermen to zombies and creepers, no mob is safe from the punchlines in this laugh-a-minute collection. Included titles are: Jokes for Minecrafters (9781510706330) Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters (9781510706323) Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters (9781510727175) This ginormous joke book for kids ages 5 and up comes complete with silly illustrations to make these jokes even funnier. Whether you’re at home or at school, you can have all your friends and family in stitches with The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters!