Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes PDF Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 1408850346
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224

Book Description
'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Someday Angeline

Someday Angeline PDF Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 074758723X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194

Book Description
Angeline could read before she was old enough to turn the pages of a book, and she mastered the piano without a single lesson. But being so clever doesn't make life easy for Angeline. This charming book is a quirky celebration of fathers, teachers, being yourself and finding happiness in unexpected places.

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes PDF Author: Suzanne Schwalb
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
ISBN: 1441300260
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146

Book Description
Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.

Sixth Grade Secrets

Sixth Grade Secrets PDF Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Perfection Learning
ISBN: 9780812491739
Category : Clubs
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
When Laura Sibbie starts a club called Pig City, she incites a near-war among her sixth-grade classmates and generates the creation of a rival club that has designs on Pig City's precious box of secrets.

Johnny's in the Basement

Johnny's in the Basement PDF Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0380834510
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
When Johnny has his eleventh birthday, his parents decide that he is old enough for dancing classes, but too old to collect bottle caps any more.

Jokes and Riddles

Jokes and Riddles PDF Author:
Publisher: McClanahan Book
ISBN: 9781562933500
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 28

Book Description
Colorful illustrations and simple text create engaging riddles and jokes.

Speaking My Mind

Speaking My Mind PDF Author: Ronald Reagan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0743271114
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 436

Book Description
The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.

Jokelopedia

Jokelopedia PDF Author: Eva Blank
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 0761176845
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 289

Book Description
It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.

Beloved Dog

Beloved Dog PDF Author: Maira Kalman
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 014310988X
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 162

Book Description
Maira Kalman, with wit and great sensitivity, reveals why dogs bring out the best in us Maira Kalman + Dogs = Bliss Dogs have lessons for us all. In Beloved Dog, renowned artist and author Maira Kalman illuminates our cherished companions as only she can. From the dogs lovingly illustrated in her acclaimed children’s books to the real-life pets who inspire her still, Kalman’s Beloved Dog is joyful, beautifully illustrated, and, as always, deeply philosophical. Here is Max Stravinsky, the dog poet of Oh-La-La (Max in Love)-fame, and her own Irish Wheaton Pete (almost named Einstein, until he revealed himself to be “clearly no Einstein”), who also made an appearance in the delightful What Pete Ate: From A to Z. And of course, there is Boganch, Kalman’s in-laws’ “big black slobbering Hungarian Beast.” And that’s just the beginning. With humor and intelligence, Kalman gives voice to the dogs she adores, noting that they are constant reminders that life reveals the best of itself when we live fully in the moment and extend unconditional love. “And it is very true,” she writes, “that the most tender, complicated, most generous part of our being blossoms without any effort, when it comes to the love of a dog.”

If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men

If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men PDF Author: The Oatmeal
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449488676
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 36

Book Description
In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.
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