Bad Baby Names

Author: Michael Sherrod
Publisher: Ancestry.com
ISBN: 9781593313142
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
Throughout history, people have named their children truly terrible things, and this book has the proof. Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback combed through U.S. federal census records to find the absolute worst names parents have given their children. The result is this hysterical new take on the baby name book. Here are some samples of the hilarious names inside: Fanny Pack, Fanny Whiffer, Post Office, Warren Peace, Rubella Graves, Nice Carr, and Hell Hellickson. And then there are the names we thought Bart Simpson was making up as he prank called Moe's Tavern: Hugh Jass, Al Caholic, Anita Bath, Amanda Hugginkiss, and Maya Buttreeks. This book is also filled with original illustrations and great photos that take a stab at what some of these babies may have looked like. Bad Baby Names is truly a one-of-a-kind book that makes a great gift for a friend, family member, or just yourself. Either way, Bad Baby Names is sure to make you laugh.

The Worst Baby Name Book Ever

Author: David Narter
Publisher: Cumberland House Publishing
ISBN: 9781581824568
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 212

Book Description
Choosing a name for your baby doesn't have to be stressful. It can be fun, or at least funny, when you turn to this tongue-in-cheek guide for advice. This comprehensive guide to baby names is about what not to name your baby. As such, it offers a little comic relief from the baby name dilemma and reminds you that whatever name you choose, someone will find humor in it.

Baby Names Made Easy

Author: Amanda Elizabeth Barden
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416570314
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 371

Book Description
LOOKING FOR A NAME THAT MEANS SOMETHING SPECIAL TO YOU? Given the dizzying array of choices available, picking the right name for your baby can be daunting. Why waste hours looking through one long alphabetical list of names just to burn out even before you've run through A, B, and C? In this creative twist on the traditional name book, Baby Names Made Easy offers selections organized into categories of meaning, making it easier than ever to choose a name that is significant to you. Traditional or trendy, American in origin or from all over the globe, the names here cover an array of topics. For example, look under: Animals & Insects (and find "Naia" -- Hawaiian for "dolphin") Victory (and find "Vincent" -- Latin for "conquerer") Love & Affection (and find "Mia" -- Italian for "mine") Religion & Faith (and find "Dev" -- Sanskrit for "God") The book's handy alphabetical index makes cross-referencing easy, so you can find the perfect name in no time. Baby Names Made Easy is a practical and one-of-a-kind reference for anyone searching for the most important gift they can give their child.

100 Terrible Names For A Baby

Author: Johnny Dongle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781502493323
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104

Book Description
"100 Terrible Names For a Child" is a vile, profane, painfully hilarious and superlatively offensive rebuke to parents everywhere -- parents who have vomited their self-styled "creativity" all of the canvas of their children's birth certificates by giving them absurd names. For years, millions of us have murmured under our collective breath about the descent of modern children's names into the depths of the ridiculous, and now those millions have a voice. Teachers, nurses, parents, students: if you've ever rolled your eyes at a child's name and fantasized about ridiculing his/her parents for their self-serving pretentiousness -- or simply their ability to spell correctly -- this is the book for you. Johnny Dongle has done it for you. You're welcome.

Don't Name Your Baby

Author: David Narter
Publisher: Cumberland House Publishing
ISBN: 9781581821918
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
Stating that a lousy name is almost always the door to a lousy childhood, Narter reveals the potential downside of names parents are pondering for their child. This humorous gift book gives lists of names for ugly babies, dog names, faddish names, and the ultimate list for steady, reliable names. Illustrations.

The Baby Name Wizard, 2019 Revised 4th Edition

Author: Laura Wattenberg
Publisher: Harmony
ISBN: 077043648X
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 546

Book Description
A fully revised and updated version of the classic baby name guide, featuring updated trends, facts, ideas, and thousands of enchanting names! Your baby’s perfect name is out there. This book will help you find it. The right baby name will speak to your heart, give your child a great start in life—and maybe even satisfy your relatives. But there’s no shortage of names to choose from, and you can’t expect to just stumble upon a name like that in an A-to-Z dictionary. Enter the revised and updated fourth edition of The Baby Name Wizard. This ultimate baby-name guide uses groundbreaking research and computer-generated models to create a visual image for each name, examine its usage and popularity over the last one hundred years, and suggest other specific and promising name ideas. Each unique “name snapshot” includes a rundown of style categories the name belongs to, nickname options, variants, pronunciations, prominent examples, and names with a similar style and feeling. This new edition also contains expanded sections on popular names and style lists. A perfect, up-to-date guide to the modern world of names, The Baby Name Wizard will delight you from the first name you look up and keep you enchanted through your journey to finding the just-right name for your baby.

Sci-Fi Baby Names

Author: Robert Schnakenberg
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781594741616
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 168

Book Description
"Here are 500 out-of-this-world baby names from classic science-fiction movies, books and television shows."--P. [4] of cover.

40,001 Best Baby Names

Author: Diane Stafford
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781402201035
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 498

Book Description
For parents interested in infinite possibilities, this is the most complete and up-to-date baby-naming book on the market.

The Complete Book of Baby Names

Author: Lesley Bolton
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781402266706
Category : Encyclopedias and dictionaries
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This book examines the history of baby names, provides lists of names based on popular themes, and presents entries that include definitions and variations.

Cool Names for Babies

Author: Pamela Redmond Satran
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312377861
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
Five years ago, America's leading baby-name experts, Pamela Redmond Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz, wrote a hip little book to answer the question they were asked most frequently: "What are the cool names?" Cool marches on, so it's time for a fresh new look at the latest trends, including: • Little Caesars: Led by celebrities (from Daniel Baldwin's Atticus to Julia Roberts's Phinnaeus), Latinate boys' names are hot, hot, hot • Scarlet Ladies: Sexy siren names, from Lola and Scarlett to biblical bad girls Salome and Delilah • Hollywood Squared: Golden Age silver-screen glamour is in, from Ava to Gable, as in Clark • Thunderbolts: Brisk and bold one-syllable boys' names like Colt, Cade, Trent, and Stone • Vowel Names: As in Addison, Ella, Oliver, and Olivia. Plus the coolest baby-name ideas you won't find anywhere else: Coolest Flower Name, Coolest Royal Name, Coolest Palindrome Name, Coolest Fruit Name, Coolest Poet Name. Inspired, fun, and exciting, the new Cool Names has all of the hottest names for babies.