The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
ISBN: 1787612791
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49

Book Description
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

The Ultimate Football Joke Book

Author: Egmont Publishing UK
Publisher: Dean & Son
ISBN: 9781405298223
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description

The Ultimate Football Joke Book

Author: Kevin Pettman
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781713758716
Category : Soccer
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Get ready to laugh your boots off with over 200 premier puns, goalie gags, and footy funnies about European football.

The Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book

Author: Matt Oldfield
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Soccer
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
What do you call an Englishman at the Qatar 2022 World Cup final? A referee! From the No.1 bestselling football series comes the Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book- just in time for the summer! The UFH Joke book is here and it's the ultimate collection of the funniest footy puns and gags, one-liners and anecdotes you're ever likely to find. Whether young readers wish to impress their friends with the silliest football jokes or try their luck on an unsuspecting adult, this joke book is the perfect past time to share with all your family & friends. With 112 pages of rip-roaring funnies, here's just a few awaiting you: What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Juventus fan rolling down a hill! Did you hear about the Icelandic centre-back who couldn't swim? They gave her the captain's armband. What is Man City's club motto? If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again. And there's so many more!

The Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book (the No. 1 Football Series)

Author: SAALEH. PATEL
Publisher: Ultimate Football Heroes
ISBN: 9781789465877
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
UFH Joke Book

Football Jokes

Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447259831
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 116

Book Description
Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

Match! Joke Book

Author: MATCH
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529037328
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Joke Book. The world's BEST footie joke book with 100s of epic jokes, from the makers of the UK's #1 footie magazine! Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? Because he's not Messi! Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Filled with loads of awesome football jokes and incredible artwork, Match! Joke Book! will keep you laughing for days! Young footie fanatics will be chuckling through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals – this book is the perfect gift for any footy fan! Discover more football fun in this awesome series from Match! the UK's best football magazine – including MATCH! Football Records, MATCH! Puzzle Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

The Football Jokes and Quiz Book for Kids

Author: M. Prefontaine
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781729633281
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
A fun book for football mad kids. Loads of jokes and fun and a tough Premier League quiz to test themselves and their family and friends on their favourite League

The Biggest Joke Book Ever (No Kidding)

Author: Michael Pellowski
Publisher: Applesauce Press
ISBN: 9781604332261
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.

The World’s Best Football Jokes

Author: Edward Phillips
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0008191980
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 89

Book Description
Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.