Christmas on Crack

Author: Carlton Mellick Iii
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781936383382
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
It's the dark and seedy side of Christmas that you didn't know about. A Christmas underworld where Santa gets dominated by peppermint women and Frosty is a transvestite stripper. There's elf sluts, toy orgies, and giant flesh-eating Christmas crabs that shoot lasers. That's right. Lasers. It's the holiday season, bitches, so strap on your sugar plum ball gag, bend yourself over the Yule log, and get ready for Kris Kringle to shove some Christmas cheer up your ass!

Camp Quality: the Craziest Christmas Crack-Ups Ever!

Author: Jim Dewar
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781743834916
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause. What type of music do Santas elves love? Wrap music! What do you call a kangaroo wearing a Santa hat? A Christmas jumper!

Tales of the Dinner Belle

Author: Brenda Stanley
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544029504
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Easy, quick, and delicious recipes. Simple steps and simple ingredients that make home style cooking something everyone can do.

A Crack in the Sea

Author: H. M. Bouwman
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399545190
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 370

Book Description
"Pip, a young boy who can speak to fish, and his sister Kinchen set off on a great adventure, joined by twins with magical powers, refugees fleeing post-war Vietnam, and some helpful sea monsters"--

Calm Christmas and a Happy New Year

Author: Beth Kempton
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1982151870
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 272

Book Description
A delightful guide to a holiday season filled with mindfulness, self-care, and joy. At the end of a difficult year, what if this December were soothing instead of stressful? Celebrate a new kind of holiday season this winter—one where you radiate calm and cultivate delight. A calm Christmas is filled meaningful interactions, special gifts, and thoughtful observations of annual traditions. This enchanting guide embraces festive preparations and authentic celebrations, and then ushers in the New Year in a holistic, nurturing way. Author Beth Kempton gently encourages readers to prioritize holiday hopes and take a slower, more mindful approach. Kempton also provides helpful suggestions for making the most of the hush of winter and recommends using this quiet period to retreat, reflect, set goals, and aspire toward a better year ahead. Filled with personal stories, tips, and advice for staying serene, Calm Christmas and a Happy New Year offers a cozy retreat from the pressure of striving for perfection. Instead of starting the New Year exhausted, in debt, and filled with regret, you will rejoice in the memories of the season and feel rested, rejuvenated, and inspired.

Celiac and the Beast

Author: Erica Dermer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780989957403
Category : Celiac disease
Languages : en
Pages : 190

Book Description
"This book details the struggle through misdiagnosis after misdiagnosis, the search for answers to what "gluten free" really means, additional medical issues along with celiac disease, and a connection between her past life of disordered eating to her new medically restricted diet"--Back cover.

Back Porch Paleo

Author: Michelle Daniels
Publisher: Page Street Publishing
ISBN: 1645674037
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 168

Book Description
Indulgent Favorites You Crave Get ready to enjoy the comfort foods your family loves again, thanks to mother-daughter duo Michelle Daniels and Makenna Homer’s Paleo versions of classic recipes. When Makenna’s health required cutting out grain and dairy, she and her mom re-created all their cherished family recipes with Paleo-friendly ingredients. Whether it’s hearty, nostalgic dishes like biscuits and gravy, bacon-infused mac ’n’ cheese or chicken and dumplings, or their family’s favorite dessert recipes, like DeVona’s Chocolate Pudding Cake, nothing is off-limits, thanks to their shrewd substitutions and smart techniques. For a quick breakfast on the go, grab a better-for-you baked good like Patsy’s Pumpkin–Chocolate Chip Muffins. Warm up a cold day the gut-friendly way with cozy Creamy Mushroom Poutine or Instant Pot® Mini Sirloin Burger Soup. And don’t forget dessert—after years of testing, Michelle and Makenna have created the perfect Paleo pie crust, which you can enjoy in their Rustic Herbed Cherry Galette. Each mouthwatering recipe—from Saturday Morning Donuts to Grilled Hawaiian Vibes Pizza and everything in between—is sure to become a favorite at your own family’s table.

A Magical New York Christmas

Author: Anita Hughes
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 1250774535
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240

Book Description
"There’s plenty to love in this sparkling Christmas rom-com."—Publishers Weekly A magical holiday love story set at the glamorous Plaza Hotel in New York City. It’s Christmas week when 26-year-old Sabrina Post knocks on the door of the Vanderbilt suite at the Plaza Hotel in New York City, ready to accept the ghostwriting position for the memoir of Grayson Westcott—a famous art dealer. A struggling journalist, Sabrina can't believe her luck: a paycheck and six nights in her own suite at the Plaza. She feels like Eloise, the heroine from her favorite children’s books. To make the job even more exciting, Grayson recounts how he worked as a butler at the Plaza sixty years ago for none other than the author of the Eloise books, Kay Thompson. What promises to be a perfect week is complicated when Sabrina meets Ian Wentworth, a handsome British visitor, at the hotel bar. When Ian assumes Sabrina is another wealthy guest at the hotel, she doesn’t correct him —a decision she doesn’t regret after learning that Ian is a member of the British aristocracy. But, things are not what they seem. The truth is: Ian is not a wealthy lord; he’s actually the personal secretary of Lord Spencer Braxton. As the week unfolds, will Sabrina and Ian learn the truth about one another? Filled with the magic that can only be found at the Plaza Hotel during the holidays, and revealing facts about the author of the Eloise books, Anita Hughes's A Magical New York Christmas is both a holiday treat and a heartwarming story that reminds us that falling in love is the greatest miracle of all.

Frost at Christmas

Author: R. D. Wingfield
Publisher: CCV Digital
ISBN: 9781407068145
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description

A Crack in the Track (Thomas & Friends)

Author: Rev. W. Awdry
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0375986146
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50

Book Description
What does it take to bring the entire Island of Sodor Railway System to a halt? Just a crack in the track. Well, a crack in the track and some hail on rail . . . and a toad in the road, and a fuss on the bus. In fact, one thing leads to another until just about everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Luckily, there’s a breakdown train with a couple of cranes that can fix a big mess (and they don’t mind the rain). From the Hardcover edition.