It's Snot Fair!

Author: Brenda Ponnay
Publisher: Xist Publishing
ISBN: 1532402252
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684121450
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178

Book Description
Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!

Gross-Out Jokes

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781623239961
Category : Riddles, Juvenile
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Presents a collection of jokes about animals, school, food, and other humorous things.

The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1626866147
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 88

Book Description
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

Author: Carole P. Roman
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1647393787
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 174

Book Description
800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

1001 Cool Jokes

Author: Glen Singleton
Publisher: hinkler
ISBN: 1743520700
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 10

Book Description
Looking for some laughs? We have them! We have found 1001 of them and whacked them right here. Some are worth a giggle, there are a few that will raise a smile. There is a batch that will have you in stitches and another that will have you in tears. There's a special selection of jokes that will make you snort and a few that will make you smirk. This is a collection of the best jokes we could find around the world, so get into it and get your ribs tickling! Go on, buy the book, just for a laugh!

Ultimate Kids Joke Book

Author: Joke Books for Kids
Publisher: Joke Books for Kids
ISBN: 1984877194
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 72

Book Description
What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!

Just Joking Gross

Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 142632717X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212

Book Description
Brace yourself for some serious (seriously fun) ickiness! This delightfully disgusting book is a tribute to all kinds of everyday nastiness! Discover yucky jokes, laugh-out-loud lists, kooky knock-knocks, funny puns, strange tongue twisters, and more to share with friends and family. Funny profiles of super-gross animals and weird-but-true science show that grossness is also downright fascinating.

Gross Book of Riddles for Kids

Author: Woo! Jr Kids
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781952266997
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 110

Book Description
The jokes may be clean, but steer clear of the pus, diarrhea, bugs and rotting food in these clever and funny riddles for kids! Looking for amusing family night in ideas, absurd ice breakers, despicable sibling travel giggles, revolting silly jokes, or a repulsive gag gift? This family-friendly funny children's book will deliver the laughs in the grossest possible way! I happen in the toilet, but sometimes on the floor. I happen in a bucket or bowl, and sometimes beside roller coaster doors. What am I?[A torrent of diarrhea!] What is wet and yellow, or sometimes clear? What hides behind bubbles on your skin, or ooze from ouchies on your elbow, knee, face, or even your ear?[Dripping pus!] Riddle your way to hours of fun for all ages!

World's Best (and Worst) Gross Jokes

Author: Jessica Rusick
Publisher: Lerner Publications
ISBN: 1541589076
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28

Book Description
"What do you call a dinosaur fart? And why did the hero flush the toilet? Learn hilarious jokes that will leave you laughing and grossed out at the same time"--