Just Annoying!

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
ISBN: 1459622588
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 226

Book Description
Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? 4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? 5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.

Don't You Just Hate That?

Author: Scott Cohen
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 9780761133216
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 426

Book Description
Perfect for the curmudgeon in all of us, a hilarious compilation of life's little annoyances chronicles the irritations and challenges of everyday life and provides the satisfaction that at least other people notice them too. Original.

That's So Annoying

Author: Cynthia W Lett
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1602393087
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 183

Book Description
Here are hundreds of real people's most common complaints and the proper responses to them. Written by an eminent etiquette experts, this guide reveals how to behave well and, more importantly, how to respond to bad behavior. Illustrated.

Just Kidding

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Just
ISBN: 9781529022964
Category : Children
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description
Just Kidding! is the first book in a hilarious series of short stories about the world's smartest, craziest and most annoying practical joker from the creators of the bestselling Treehouse series, Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton. Is this the right book for you? Take the JUST KIDDING TEST and find out! 1. Do you ever pretend that you are sick to get out of going to school? 2. Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths? 3. Do you wish that every day could be April Fools' Day? SCORE: One point for each yes answer. 3. You are a practical joking genius. You will love this book. 1-2. You are a good practical joker. You will love this book. 0. You are not a practical joker. You will love this book. (Just Kidding! was originally published as Just Tricking!)

Seriously, Cinderella Is SO Annoying!

Author: Trisha Speed Shaskan
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1479580716
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28

Book Description
OF COURSE you think Cinderella was the sweetest belle of the ball. You don't know the other side of the story. Well, let me tell you...

Cookie! (Book 2): Cookie and the Most Annoying Girl in the World

Author: Konnie Huq
Publisher: Bonnier Zaffre Ltd.
ISBN: 1848128649
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 318

Book Description
Cookie, Keziah and Jake are best mates and life is good. Cookie's birthday party is coming up and she has had the most fantastic idea for a Save the Planet party where everything is recyclable and no plastic is used. Before long, Cookie is buzzing with plans. But then disaster strikes - Suzie Ashby totally swipes Cookie's idea and sends out invitations for her own Save the Planet birthday party. Worse still, Suzie seems to think Cookie is her new best friend! Grrrr! Suzie is officially the most annoying girl in the world!

That's So Annoying

Author: Cynthia W Lett
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1628730218
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 212

Book Description
Here are hundreds and hundreds of real people's most common complaints and the proper responses to them. Written by an eminent etiquette expert, it is a guide to how to behave well and, more importantly, how to respond to bad behavior. What are the right rules for the coffee machine at work? Why do husbands always drink from the milk carton? Why are so many retail clerks rude? This book answers all—and, more importantly, explains the proper responses to all the most common irritations. Whether you are the matriarch of an unruly family trying to keep order, or an office worker just trying to figure out how to deal with pushy or messy colleagues, this is a book for you. It's as funny as it is useful.

The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545347572
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly

Annoying

Author: Joe Palca
Publisher: Wiley
ISBN: 9780470638699
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Two crackerjack science journalists from NPR look at why some things (and some people!) drive us crazy It happens everywhere?offices, schools, even your own backyard. Plus, seemingly anything can trigger it?cell phones, sirens, bad music, constant distractions, your boss, or even your spouse. We all know certain things get under our skin. Can science explain why? Palca and Lichtman take you on a scientific quest through psychology, evolutionary biology, anthropology, and other disciplines to uncover the truth about being annoyed. What is the recipe for annoyance? For starters, it should be temporary, unpleasant, and unpredictable, like a boring meeting or mosquito bites Gives fascinating, surprising explanations for why people react the way they do to everything from chili peppers to fingernails on a blackboard Explains why irrational behavior (like tearing your hair out in traffic) is connected to worthwhile behavior (like staying on task) Includes tips for identifying your own irritating habits! How often can you say you're happily reading a really Annoying book? The insights are fascinating, the exploration is fun, and the knowledge you gain, if you act like you know everything, can be really annoying.

The Slightly Annoying Elephant (Read aloud by David Walliams)

Author: David Walliams
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007560664
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

Book Description
Number one bestselling author David Walliams presents his very first picture book for children of 3 and up. Illustrated by artistic genius, Tony Ross, this eBook comes with audio hilariously read by the author himself.