Chill the Fuck Out and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539674221
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Adult colorists are in for a hilarious surprise in this fun coloring book from bestselling publishing brand, Jade Summer. Our Chill the F*ck Out and Colorbook features amusing illustrations that will make you laugh out loud! Color in your favorite swear words - patterns, swirls and flowers are dotted throughout so you can practice your artistic skills. Both aspiring and advanced colorists will enjoy spending hours of enjoyment filling in each design. From "the Queen of f*cking awesome" to "get out of my f*cking sight", each quote is guaranteed to make you howl. Our shocking and outrageous sayings are ready to be given your creative magic. Choose your favorite shades and relish this entertaining coloring adventure. Jade Summer books have 5,000+ 5-star Amazon Reviews. Discover what makes Jade Summer one of the premier adult coloring book brands and a frequent best-seller on Amazon. Explore the entire Jade Summer collection of 75+ coloring books and find the perfect book for your next coloring adventure. Beautiful, Fun, and Relaxing Coloring Pages. Our incredible coloring pages will empower you to create masterpieces and release your inner-artist. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... 25 Unique Images | 2 Copies of Every Image | Single-sided Pages. You get an extra copy of each image in case you make a mistake, want to color the image a second time, or have an extra to share with a friend. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. This book includes a FREE digital edition. You can download the entire book and print pages as many times as you want! Become part of the Jade Summer community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an outstanding way to view completed pages from other Jade Summer fans, meet other colorists, share your masterpieces with the world, and participate in making future coloring books (including exclusive access to pre-release artwork). Why Other Colorists Love this Book "Naughty words have never been such fun!" - Shannon Anderson "I bought this for my sister and she though it was hilarious." - Elizabeth Marie "I seriously LOVE this coloring book." - Cassandra Buy Now & Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button.

Chill the F*ck Out

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 9781250116406
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through

Chill the F*ck Out

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530103942
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
From the creator of the #1 bestseller Calm the F*ck Down comes Chill the F*ck Out, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book The perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line coloring pages. Color the things you can't say. Always sassy, often snarky, Chill the F*ck Out is ready for you to enjoy the shit out of it! 28 new Single-Sided images 2 color test pages Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. You choose what you want to color based on your mood. A variety of beautiful designs, such as people, animals, abstract and flowers are included. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like "It's been lovely but I have to scream now", "As If", "That's MS. Bitch to you", and more. Contains Adult Language. What others are saying about Calm the F*ck Down, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book by Sasha O'Hara "This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the "f" down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside..." - Melissa S. "I have had so much fun coloring your designs! They keep me somewhat sane when I am not feeling well. Thank you so much for putting out this book!" - Trish H. "I have so many coloring books that I've collected for the last 20 years; as a potty-mouthed b*tch, though, this is my current favorite. Can't wait for the next!" - Debbie M. "This is by far my favorite coloring book and I have tons!! Just the perfect amount of sweary meets funny. Some of the sweary books are disgusting. This one is perfect!!" -Gavin S. "I don't typically do product reviews but this time I'm making an exception. I absolutely love this book! Sure I'm sarcastic, sassy and have a sense of humor, and if you are too you'll love it as well. Some pages are simple, some more detailed so it's great for someone trying to just get a start in this hectic new wave of adult coloring. In the long run it makes me smile, and isn't that worth every penny?" - Anonymous "I just received this 15 minutes ago. This is just what the doctor ordered. Clearly it's not for those offended by foul language, but that should be obvious by title. I don't write that many reviews and certainly not within minutes of receiving the article. This little treasure of a coloring book was definitely worth the effort. While I enjoy my beautiful garden, faces, animals, mandalas and steampunk coloring books, Sasha O'Hara knocked it outta the park with this little diddy. I'm glad I didn't look at the pictures in the reviews. It was sooo much better being surprised by each turn of the page and literally laughing my a** off at such lovely drawings as the titles described my true feelings. There's a few I plan on coloring, framing and presenting to a few friends. Highly recommended to those not offended by uncensored foul language. - Moodswings

The Chill

Author: Scott Carson
Publisher: Atria/Emily Bestler Books
ISBN: 1982104600
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 464

Book Description
National Bestseller A supernatural force—set in motion a century ago—threatens to devastate New York City in this “terrific horror/suspense/disaster novel” that “grips from the first page” (Stephen King, #1 New York Times bestselling author). Far upstate, in New York’s ancient forests, a drowned village lays beneath the dark, still waters of the Chilewaukee reservoir. Early in the 20th century, the town was destroyed for the greater good: bringing water to the millions living downstate. Or at least that’s what the politicians from Manhattan insisted at the time. The local families, settled there since America’s founding, were forced from their land, but some didn’t leave… Now, a century later, the repercussions of human arrogance are finally making themselves known. An inspector assigned to oversee the dam, dangerously neglected for decades, witnesses something inexplicable. It turns out that more than the village was left behind in the waters of the Chill when it was abandoned. A dark prophecy remained, too, and the time has come for it to be fulfilled—for sacrifices must be made. And as the dark waters begin to inexorably rise, the demand for a fresh sacrifice emerges from the deep… “A must read for fans of eerie, gripping storytelling” (Dean Koontz, #1 New York Times bestselling author), The Chill is “a creepy tale of supernatural terror” (Publishers Weekly, starred review).

F*ck That

Author: Jason Headley
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
ISBN: 110190724X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 66

Book Description
Like a yoga class you can hold in your hand, a beautiful, full-color guide to letting sh*t go Our world is filled with annoyances, and sometimes you need a little dose of humor to cope with the news cycle, your irritating co-worker, or that telemarketer who won’t stop calling. This refreshingly honest self-help book will guide you through a meditation to “breathe in strength, and breathe out bullsh*t.” An excellent gift for yourself or others, F*ck That is the very embodiment of modern-day self-care. May it help you find peace with the challenges that surround you…because they are f*cking everywhere. Based on the viral video that had everyone from yogis to workaholics raving, F*ck That is the completely truthful and oddly tranquil guide to relieving stress and achieving inner peace.

Teen Knitting Club

Author: Jennifer Wenger
Publisher: Artisan Books
ISBN: 9781579652449
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description
Provides knitting instructions for teens, including diagrammed instructions, solutions for common problems, and ideas for starting a knitting club.

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 006245773X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 197

Book Description
#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Calm the F*ck Down

Author: Sarah Knight
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0316529176
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Another F*cking Coloring Book

Author: Adams Media
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 144059841X
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Rude, funny, and f*cking awesome! Another F*ing Coloring Book is perfect for anyone who knows that neither sunshine and kittens nor gardens and mandalas can fix everything. The funny, relatable swears and phrases that accompany the paisley patterns, meditative mandalas, and all that other shit will help you express your frustration with--or add your own dark shade of humor to--any situation. Whether you need to unwind after a hellish day or simply want to let the world know you've got better things to do with your time, you'll find a cheerfully profane and delightfully inappropriate image perfectly designed to calm you the f*ck down.

Cheer the F*ck Up

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534602083
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 86

Book Description
From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com