An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs

Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510748083
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 160

Book Description
Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! Inside you will find funny gags such as: What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common? They both get “knocked” a lot. What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice? You burp juice! What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink? Shield pop! Where do Fortniters sleep? In a nite fort! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!

An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: 800 All-New Explosively Hilarious Jokes for Fans of Fortnite

Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510770836
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164

Book Description
Did you hear about the barnyard animal who learned to play Fortnite? She won the Cattle Royale! Why do Fortnite players have great smelling breath? They use Scope. Why did the Fortnite player build a house out of old harvested wood? He needed structure. If you loved An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes from Salty Springs, you'll love this volume eight hundred all-new gut-busting jokes for you and your squad! From puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the funniest jokes inspired by Fortnite and its gameplay. Cackle your way to victory with the craziest and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these sidesplitting jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from the silly illustrations throughout!

Last Hope for Survival

Author: Nathan Meyer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 151074522X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 168

Book Description
For young Fortnite players, this might be the ultimate reading experience—a graphic novel adventure with hundreds of full-color images that takes them into the world they love best! The mission is simple: Four kids must save what’s left of humanity by crossing a Husk-infested landscape to a secret government installation packed with volatile rocket fuel and state of the art security systems. Then, they must launch a satellite into space before a gigantic maelstrom smashes them to bloody splinters. If it were easy, it wouldn’t be Fortnite. When 98% of the world’s population disappears in the blink of an eye, the isolated survivors, four teenagers named Cody, Sarah, Idris, and Kiki each cower in the ruins of their homeland, pounded by strange storms and hunted by ravenous monsters. One by one they discover a hopeful sign of life from afar, a Beacon, that calls on to them to keep moving in search of answers. In their pursuit of the source of this signal, they find each other and struggle to get past their differences. It won’t be safe or easy, but their survival, and that of humanity, relies on them learning to work together in search of answers. They are, after all, humanity’s last hope. Will they find a way to survive and start again in the aftermath of the deadly storm, or die trying?

Letters to Ebay

Author: Art Farkas
Publisher: Grand Central Pub
ISBN: 9780446699587
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 234

Book Description
A whimsical collection in the tradition of The Lazlo Letters exposes the lengths to which eBay vendors will resort to make their sales, in a volume that features responses by sellers to offbeat inquiries by the author's farcical alter ego. Original.

Old Moo & I

Author: Daniel A. McDougall
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781418427139
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 296

Book Description
Housekeeper to a Japanese family since she was 17, Agustina Dominguez lives a lonely life. Her only companions are her patron saint, the Virgin of Guadalupe, and the hungry koi she feeds in the fish pond. Mistakes of the past haunt her thoughts and dreams a teenage pregnancy that ended her hopes for higher education, and a troubled, violent son who needed more help than she could give. Alone at midlife, Agustina searches for peace and for the chance to live the life interrupted so many years ago. When opportunity knocks in the form of an affectionate, handsome detective, she opens the door to an unexpected destiny.

One Ginger Pele!

Author: Chris Parker
Publisher: New Holland Australia(AU)
ISBN: 9781847735676
Category : Soccer
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
One ginger Pele, there's only one ginger Pele! As the supporter who came up with that one knows, the devoted football fan is the 12th man - his vocal support can mean the difference between winning and losing. Whether it's giving support to your club or poking fun at other teams, fans, mascots or even innocent St John's Ambulance volunteers, there's nothing like singing along with your fellow fans to get the blood pumping and the 11 men on the pitch fired up. On terraces the length and breadth of Britain, this simple truth has given rise to the art of the football chant. This book contains over 180 of the cleverest, wittiest and most downright hilarious examples of football songs from clubs across the country. As Swiss defender Bernt Haas found out when he joined West Brom and the Baggies started singing, 'Bernt Haas, I've gone and Bernt my Haas,' for sharp wit and funny comebacks, you can't beat a football chant!

FORTNITE (Official): The Ultimate Locker

Author: Epic Games
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316429988
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 353

Book Description
This is the essential resource Fortnite fans have been waiting for--the definitive guide to Fortnite Chapter One, featuring the authentic Fortnite holographic seal. The Ultimate Locker features all your favorite Outfits, pets, back bling, harvesting tools, gliders, contrails, and emotes from Seasons 1 to X, jam-packed into a single book and brought to you exclusively by Epic Games. Arranged season by season and including rarity values, set information, and fun facts throughout, this is a must-have reference for all Fortnite fans.

The Legend of Battle Island: A Battle Royale Adventure

Author: Matt Korver
Publisher: Battle Island
ISBN: 9781799118602
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
Cliffhanger chapter endings, an action-packed plot, and tons of humor will get your 8- to 12-year-old gamer excited about reading. Pete Kartson is trying to sleep in an empty house for the first time in his life, and it's not going well. At 4 a.m., someone started a dance party outside his window. Shortly after that, a shotgun-toting panda broke into his bedroom. Finally, his house exploded. If Pete ever wants his quiet island life back, he's going to have to fight for it. Unfortunately, a few costumed weirdos aren't Pete's biggest problem. A danger is lurking, and it's closing in fast. The Raven is coming.The Legend of Battle Island is the first in a series of funny, action-packed battle royale adventures. It's a great way to convince reluctant readers to set down the controller for a few minutes and pick up a book. The Legend of Battle Island is perfect for fans of video game books for kids like the Trapped in a Video Game series and Cube Kid books.

Scot Free

Author: Catriona McPherson
Publisher: Severn House Publishers Ltd
ISBN: 1448304628
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 237

Book Description
Lexy Campbell fights to prove the innocence of a client she's been providing marriage guidance to after she is accused of murdering her husband. It's the Fourth of July in California and Lexy Campbell is headed home to Scotland. But first she must deliver her final dose of marriage guidance to the elderly Bombarros. They don't turn up for the session, but the cops do. Turns out Mr Bombarro is in the morgue and Mrs Bombarro is in the jail, arrested for murder. Certain of the old lady's innocence, Lexy decides to stay and clear her name. But after her own recent whirlwind divorce, she's got no money and no place to stay. So she checks into the Last Ditch Motel. As the plucky little band of motel guests start to take over Lexy's life, and the shady Bombarro relations come to town, one thing is for sure . . . the fireworks have only just begun.

Scot on the Rocks

Author: Catriona McPherson
Publisher: Severn House Publishers Ltd
ISBN: 144830461X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 233

Book Description
Lexy Campbell’s ex-husband begs for her help finding his current wife, whose disappearance mirrors that of a number of statues around California – menacing ransom note and all. A community is devastated when the bronze statue of local legend Mama Cuento is stolen on Valentine’s Day. When Lexy Campbell arrives on the scene, a big bronze toe is found along with a ransom note – “Listen to our demands or you will never see her again. There are nine more where this came from”. Then, Lexy’s ex-husband Bran turns up begging for help to find his wife, Brandee, who has disappeared. Lexy agrees to pitch in, but when she shows up at Bran’s house he has just discovered one of Brandee’s false nails and another ransom note with the same grisly message. Are the two cases linked or is a copycat on the loose? Who would want to kidnap a bronze statue or, come to that, Brandee? And can Lexy put aside her hatred for Bran long enough to find out?