Walk It Off

Author: Ruth Marshall
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501173685
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 272

Book Description
Furiously Happy meets Elaine Lui in this truly original—and surprisingly hilarious—memoir about one woman’s journey to learn how to walk after a debilitating diagnosis turned her life upside down. Learn How to Walk (Again) To-Do List: Step 1: Stand Step 2: Step Step 3: Pee (Yes!) Step 4: Walk with walker Step 5: Walk with sticks Step 6: Walk without props Recreational interlude for sex Step 7: RUN! Ruth Marshall—power mom, wife, actor, and daughter—was in great health, until one day, her feet started to tingle. She visited doctors and specialists for tests, but no one could figure out the cause of her symptoms. Was she imagining those pesky tingles? She tried to brush it off, even as she tripped over curbs and stumbled into people. Clumsiness is charming, right? But when Ruth suddenly couldn’t feel her legs at all, she knew something was terribly wrong. Her fears were confirmed by an MRI revealing a rare tumour that had been quietly growing on her spine for more than a decade. Within days, surgery was scheduled, and after the intense eight-hour ordeal, Ruth woke up to find her legs and feet had forgotten how to do...well, everything. The question that burned in her mind was, “Will I ever walk again?” What Ruth thought would be three days in the hospital turned into months of rehabilitation as she relearned not only how to walk, run, pee, and even have sex again, but how to better appreciate everyone around her—including her devoted husband, her two young sons, her worried parents, her sisters, her loving friends, and the caring staff at the rehab center who help her tackle her recovery head-on. Laugh-out-loud outrageous and searingly honest, this is a memoir that not only entertains but inspires readers to put their best foot forward and walk off anything life throws their way.

Adaptation

Author: Jeremy Tyrrell
Publisher: Jeremy Tyrrell
ISBN: 0463705483
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 1035

Book Description
Awakening to find his body has been modified with Houston Corps' military-grade technology, Ottavio discovers that Houston's public image is far removed from reality. While he fights to retain his humanity and gain freedom from their monstrous plans, Ryan, an Acolyte of The Vigils, commits an atrocious act to gain the favor of Father Abraham, the charismatic leader of the Directors. The pair are pawns in the fight for the future of humanity. Individually they must decide whether to follow orders into hell or beat their own path to salvation. The is the compendium of Adaptation, bringing all six parts together in one volume.

Adaptation - Part 1

Author: Jeremy Tyrrell
Publisher: Jeremy Tyrrell
ISBN: 1301974013
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 180

Book Description
Awakening to find his body has been modified with Houston Corps' secret technology, Ottavio grows to discover that Houston's public image is far removed from reality. While he fights to retain his humanity and gain freedom from their monstrous plans, Ryan, an Acolyte of The Vigils, commits an atrocious act in order to gain the favor of a mysterious Father Abraham. Adaptation - Part 1 explores the origins of Acolyte Ryan and Agent Ottavio, the choices they make and the ideals to which they are bound. The salvation of Humanity comes at a personal price. In a world only just recovering from the most vicious war to date, who will be the salvation of mankind?

Hard Knox

Author: Jack Knox
Publisher: Heritage House Publishing Co
ISBN: 177203150X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 184

Book Description
2017 long-list finalist, Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour Writing In Hard Knox, seasoned columnist and consummate everyman Jack Knox offers up his uniquely hilarious views on Canadian life as seen from the western fringes of the country—in particular from the “Island of Misfit Toys” as he aptly calls his Vancouver Island home. This treasure trove of west-coast wit and wisdom touches on everything from “smug anti-Americanism” to extreme weather to flagrant public displays of affection in Canada’s westernmost capital. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Islander, a transplanted Albertan in the throes of culture shock, or a confused tourist, we all have something to learn from the school of Hard Knox.

Opportunity Knox

Author: Jack Knox
Publisher: Heritage House Publishing Co
ISBN: 1772032093
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 230

Book Description
A hilarious collection of Jack Knox's best-loved humour columns. In this side-splitting follow-up to the bestseller Hard Knox: Musings from the Edge of Canada, Jack Knox presents his best writing, marking his twenty-year anniversary as a humour columnist at the Victoria Times Colonist, the newspaper that made him a household name. Revisiting his most—and least!—popular columns, Knox weighs the potential benefits of a marijuana-like drug that reduces anxiety in rats; reports on the “Bush Boys,” a pair of brothers who emerged from the forest near Vernon with a dubious story about being raised in the wilderness (they were actually from suburban California); and muses over fictional characters such as Barbie, Ken, Harry Potter, and Archie growing up and facing the grim realities of life. He also includes a hilarious collection of “nastygrams” (a.k.a. hate mail) that he’s received over the past two decades. Opportunity Knox goes to show that humour comes when you least expect it. From politics to weather, sports to entertainment, Knox finds the bizarre in everyday life and the ordinary in what should by all accounts be bizarre.

Married 4 Life

Author: Scot Anderson
Publisher: Destiny Image Publishers
ISBN: 1680310410
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 108

Book Description
Create a marriage full of joy, fulfillment, passion and love.Nearly every marriage that ends in divorce happens because of one last fight. Usually it is an accumulation of many fights, but it is that one last fight that ends it. Nearly all your marital frustration comes from arguments and fights. If you took all the time you spent fighting and...

The Myrtle

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Languages : en
Pages : 428

Book Description

Lightning's Hand

Author: Mark Landon Jarvis
Publisher: Mark Landon Jarvis
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 234

Book Description
In a world where corporate power dominates every aspect of culture, how does individuality survive? Rory Reed, an assassin, struggles with that power, his conscience, and his colleagues when the woman he is falling for, Ashley Winston, proves to be his most challenging mark. Get Lightning's Hand because you'll love these characters in this near-future sci-fi setting.

House of Scarlett

Author: Meghan March
Publisher: Meghan March LLC
ISBN: 1943796416
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 328

Book Description
New York Times bestselling author Meghan March continues the utterly addictive Legend Trilogy in House of Scarlett. Gabriel Legend is unlike any other man I’ve ever met. He came into my life like a hurricane, shattering all my assumptions and preconceived notions. I wasn’t prepared for him. I wasn’t prepared for any of it. But life doesn’t wait until you’re ready. Whatever happens next, I know one thing for certain. I will never be the same Scarlett I was before I met him. House of Scarlett is the second book in the Legend Trilogy and should be read after The Fall of Legend, book one in the utterly addictive Legend Trilogy.

The Star Patrol

Author: Benjamin W. Schenk
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1467870072
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 781

Book Description
The Star Patrol is a legendary fighting force that once saved the universe from the Agemoan Empire. Now, the Agemoan Empire and its forces have stated to regain their forces. They attack the planet Bazborn, where the Star Patrol has settled and is raising their kids. Not wanting to endanger their kids, they flee Bazborn and go off into space, billions of light years from their home planet. The Star Patrol settles on Earth, raising their kids and waiting for the inevitable day that the Empire finds them.