Parking Tickets

Author: Shinebox Print
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 9781612433493
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 20

Book Description
Did someone park his Miata parallel across the last three perpendicular spaces? And there's no parking enforcement around to bust him? No problem. Thanks to Parking Tickets, readers can issue a cleverly designed and perfectly humiliating "fine" to the inconsiderate owner. There are simple messages — "You're a space hog," angry cards — "It was either this or a crowbar through your window," and sarcastic tickets — "Hope you're better between the sheets than you are between the lines." Together they provide good parkers an outlet to vent their frustrations toward people who deserve it, and maybe raise that driver's consciousness. Wallet-sized to fit in a pocket, purse, or glove box, Parking Tickets has tailor-made insults for every poor parking job. Can't slide into a space because someone parked across the white line? Give them "Couldn’t decide which space to park in, huh?" Stuck with half a space because the parallel-parked car in front didn't pull all the way forward? Hit them with "Maybe a GPS system could have helped you find the middle of this parking spot." Someone parked four feet from the curb? Try "Didn't know it was national 'Let Your Child Drive to Work Day.'"

The Motorist's Guide to Parking Tickets

Author: John Squires
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1904744214
Category : Automobile parking
Languages : en
Pages : 109

Book Description
Written by an ex-local government officer with over 25 years experience in traffic management and parking, this guide is designed to help motorists avoid parking tickets and how to challenge any that have been incorrectly or unfairly issued.

Beat That Parking Ticket

Author: Haskell Nussbaum
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780978682569
Category : Administrative procedure
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Beat That Parking Ticket is the most comprehensive ? and entertaining ? book about parking tickets that you?ll ever find. It contains information about how to fight tickets that is simply impossible to obtain if you haven?t actually worked as a parking ticket judge. It is also replete with amusing stories. A complete reference guide for fighting tickets in New York City, whether by mail, web, or in person. Discover:? Why some excuses never work -- even if they're true.? When you should mail in your defense -- and when to go in person.? The ins and outs of confusing signs -- and what judges think about them.? What to avoid saying or doing at any cost.? How to appeal a losing ticket most effectively? How to spot defective tickets -- and get off on a technicality.? Outrageous and hilarious stories from "behind the bench."And much, much more.Every day Judges hear the same excuses. And every day they reject them with about the same level of attention as they would devote to plucking off a stray hair that fell on their jackets.Beat That Parking Ticket is the antidote to the plague of guilty verdicts that parking ticket judges in New York routinely dish out.Haskell Nussbaum explains which excuses will never fly ? and which have a fighting chance. He reveals the nitty gritty details of the law that can help you win you case ? and avoid tickets to begin with. And he does it in an entertaining way, sprinkling the book with amusing quotes and outrageous samples of actual defenses and letters that he adjudicated.About the AuthorHaskell Nussbaum is an attorney and a freelance writer who worked as a parking ticket judge in New York City. While there, he adjudicated thousands of tickets and collected stories and insights from many judges, to make Beat That Parking Ticket, A Complete Guide for New York City the most comprehensive behind-the-scenes guide to fighting parking tickets.

The New York City Motorists' Parking Survival Guide

Author: Louis Camporeale
Publisher: PARKING PAL COMPANY INC.
ISBN: 9780966467826
Category : Law
Languages : en
Pages : 174

Book Description
From decreasing the odds of receiving a parking ticket to dealing with a ticket once issued, this handbook outlines the most common violations and situations motorists will encounter when driving and parking throughout the greater New York City metro area. Operating on the premise that the best parking defense is knowledge, this guide begins with an in-depth analysis of the basic parking regulations--including those identified by posted signs such as No Parking, No Stopping, No Standing, and street cleaning as well as those monitored via parking meters--for the general public as well as commercial vehicles. Readers will also learn how to read a parking ticket, to identify the specific violation(s) cited, and scan the document to determine if there are any grounds for automatic dismissal. A handy chart of code violations and corresponding fines, tips on the appeal process, and a quick-reference guide to tow pounds further enhance the learning experience.

The Official Karma Violation Ticket Book

Author: Good Karma Factory
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780974587714
Category : Annotations and citations (Law)
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Join the Karma Police and help set the record straight. Armed with The Official Karma Violation Ticket Book you can let friends, family, co-workers, even celebrities and politicians know they did a NO-NO! Just fill out a citation and express your feelings and opinions while upholding the laws of the universe!

Parking Policy and Enforcement

Author: Great Britain: Parliament: House of Commons: Transport Committee
Publisher: The Stationery Office
ISBN: 9780215029317
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 208

Book Description
This publication contains a range of oral and written evidence taken by the Committee in relation to its inquiry into parking enforcement policy in Britain (HCP 748-I, session 2005-06; ISBN 0215029305), including evidence from officials representing the Department for Transport, Transport for London, the Local Government Association and various local authorities, the National Parking Adjudicator Service and the Chief Parking Adjudicator for London, the British Parking Association and the Freight Transport Association.

Encyclopedia of Ephemera

Author: Michael Twyman
Publisher: Routledge
ISBN: 1136787798
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 431

Book Description
The joy of finding an old box in the attic filled with postcards, invitations, theater programs, laundry lists, and pay stubs is discovering the stories hidden within them. The paper trails of our lives -- or ephemera -- may hold sentimental value, reminding us of great grandparents. They chronicle social history. They can be valuable as collectibles or antiques. But the greatest pleasure is that these ordinary documents can reconstruct with uncanny immediacy the drama of day-to-day life. The Encyclopedia of Ephemera is the first work of its kind, providing an unparalleled sourcebook with over 400 entries that cover all aspects of everyday documents and artifacts, from bookmarks to birth certificates to lighthouse dues papers. Continuing a tradition that started in the Victorian era, when disposable paper items such as trade cards, die-cuts and greeting cards were accumulated to paste into scrap books, expert Maurice Rickards has compiled an enormous range of paper collectibles from the obscure to the commonplace. His artifacts come from around the world and include such throw-away items as cigarette packs and crate labels as well as the ubiquitous faxes, parking tickets, and phone cards of daily life. As this major new reference shows, simple slips of paper can speak volumes about status, taste, customs, and taboos, revealing the very roots of popular culture.

Married in Paris- a Memoir

Author: Pat Enderle
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1465315063
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 101

Book Description
In 1963 an innocent nineteen year old leaves her small town in Colorado to fly to Paris and marry her high school sweetheart who is serving there with the United States Army. Army red-tape, French bureaucracy, culture differences, language barriers and poverty are some of the challenges she encounters. She relates the joys and sorrows of this incredibly strange experience. After forty years she asks the question, if I bribe a bureaucrat, disobey a priest and forge the best man's signature am I really married?

The Science and Development of Transport—ZIRP 2021

Author: Marjana Petrović
Publisher: Springer Nature
ISBN: 3030975282
Category : Technology & Engineering
Languages : en
Pages : 225

Book Description
This monograph presents the original scientific manuscripts submitted for publication at the International Conference - The Science and Development of Transport (ZIRP 2021), organized by the University of Zagreb, Faculty of Transport and Traffic Sciences, Zagreb, Croatia. The Conference takes place in Šibenik, Croatia, from 30th September until 1st October 2021, aiming to bring together the scientists and the practitioners by putting forward innovative solutions available to everyone. This monograph presents the newest scientific research, case studies, and best practices in the field of transport and logistics. In addition to the main topics, many relevant manuscripts in the field of transport and logistics have been presented, such as sustainable urban mobility and logistics, safety and policy, data science, process automation, inventory forecasting, improving competitiveness in the transport and logistics services market and raising customer satisfaction. The monograph will be of interest for the experienced researchers, professionals as well as Ph.D. students in the field of transport and logistics

Government and Not-for-Profit Accounting

Author: Michael H. Granof
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 1119803896
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 868

Book Description
Government and Not-for-Profit Accounting: Concepts and Practices, 9th Edition delivers a comprehensive exploration of accounting and reporting standards and practices. Fully compliant with the latest changes in the GASB, FASB, and AICPA, this practical text encourages critical thinking about the rationale behind the rules and regulations. Issues of critical importance to the public and not-for-profit sectors are discussed at length.