Dentist Jokes

Author: Chester Croker
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781795768528
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 42

Book Description
Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Brace yourself and buy it now!

The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468079951
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of dentist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of dentist jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one dentist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many dentist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do dentists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A dentist and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The dentist turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the dentist.The dentist's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the dentist who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do dentists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Orthodontic Joke Book

Author: Colby Gage
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781694762795
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 62

Book Description
The orthodontists are back, offering up their favorite "Dad" jokes to make their patients laugh and have a better day - knowing that better days lead to better lives. The Best Orthodontic Joke Book Volume 2, is filled with awesomely bad, rib-tickling jokes in full color; a sure treat for the young, and the young at heart.

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author: May Roche
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250190037
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

The Best Orthodontic Joke Book

Author: Colby Gage
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781726635752
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 52

Book Description
What's the best way to calm a nervous patient? Make them laugh! Inside you'll find some of the best silly jokes that are sure to elicit a few giggles from the toughest patients while they're waiting. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth! ~ Dr. Brian Anderson Where does Shamu get his braces done? At the Orcadontist! ~ Dr. Liz MorejonHow does an orthodontist get a lawyer? He gives them a retainer! ~ Dr. Travis TalbotWhat dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums? The flosso-raptor! ~Dr. Greg Ohanian How do you straighten a polar bear's teeth? With brrrr-aces! ~Dr. Avi Goldberg

What's Up, Doc?

Author: Charles Keller
Publisher: Prentice Hall
ISBN: 9780139549670
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 68

Book Description
A collection of jokes about doctors and dentists including "What did the surgeon say to the uncooperative patient?--Suture self," and "Doctor, what does it mean when someone has tiny pupils?--It could mean she's a kindergarten teacher."

Just Going to the Dentist (Little Critter)

Author: Mercer Mayer
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0307125831
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26

Book Description
Mercer Mayer’s Little Critter is having a checkup at the dentist in this classic, funny, and heartwarming book. Whether he’s having an X-ray taken, getting a teeth cleaning, or finding a cavity, both parents and children alike will relate to this beloved story. A perfect way to help allay any fears of going to the dentist!

The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781578660124
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 332

Book Description

Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine

Author: Editors of Reader's Digest
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1606525859
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258

Book Description
This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!" Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too." "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973 As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."

The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes

Author: Mark Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781477602492
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dental Hygienist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dental Hygienist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dental Hygienist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dental Hygienists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dental Hygienist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dental Hygienist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dental Hygienist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dental Hygienists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***