Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody

Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody PDF Author: Michael Gerber
Publisher: Penguin Books
ISBN: 9780143002888
Category : Schools
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
The Hogwash School for Wizards is the most famous school in the wizarding world and Barry Trotter is its most famous pupil. It's been that way ever since J.G. Rollins' Barry Trotter and the Philosopher's Sconebroke publishing records worldwide. But now disaster looms. The movie Barry Trotter and the Inevitable Attempt to Cash-Inhas gone into final production and the marketing machine at Wagner Bros. is going into overdrive. Hogwash is going to be submerged under a tide of souvenir-crazed Muddle fans, torn apart and sold on eBuy, stone by mossy stone. The movie must be stopped. Barry, Ermine Cringer and Lon Measly must find a way to defeat the most powerful force of grasping sleazoids the world has ever known: Hollywood.

Downturn Abbey

Downturn Abbey PDF Author: Michael Gerber
Publisher: eBookIt.com
ISBN: 1890470112
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 139

Book Description
Downturn Abbey is an affectionate, unauthorized, book-length parody of the British TV drama, "Downton Abbey," written by the author of the million-selling Barry Trotter series.

Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse

Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse PDF Author: Michael Gerber
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780575076921
Category : Magicians
Languages : en
Pages : 320

Book Description
Barry Trotter is pretty disreputable and unpleasant. Imagine what he was like as a teenager. Here's the beginning of the whole sorry tale. Did Barry and Ermine do it? (Their homwork, that is.) How exactly did Lon end up with a hole in his head that whistles when the wind blows? Was Lord Valumart always that crass? And where did that ridiculous German accent come from? As funny and twisted as the first two books, BARRY TROTTER AND THE DEAD HORSE is also as affectionate towards JK Rowling's originals. This has lead to the books gaining a devoted following amongst fans of Harry Potter as well as being a welcome antidote for the over-egging (eeuwww) of the boy wizard. A process that we're not a part of at all. Oh no. Not even a tiny bit.

Then Again, Maybe I Won't

Then Again, Maybe I Won't PDF Author: Judy Blume
Publisher: Yearling
ISBN: 0307817717
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194

Book Description
Ever since his dad got rich from an invention and his family moved to a wealthy neighborhood on Long Island, Tony Miglione’s life has been turned upside down. For starters, there’s his new friend, Joel, who shoplifts. Then there’s Joel’s sixteen-year-old sister, Lisa, who gets undressed every night without pulling down her shades. And there’s Grandma, who won’t come down from her bedroom. On top of all that, Tony has a whole bunch of new questions about growing up. . . . Why couldn’t things have stayed the same?

Year of the Hangman

Year of the Hangman PDF Author: Gary Blackwood
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0525555811
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 273

Book Description
In 1776, the rebellion of the American colonies against British rule was crushed. Now, in 1777-the year of the hangman-George Washington is awaiting execution, Benjamin Franklin's banned rebel newspaper, Liberty Tree, has gone underground, and young ne'er-do-well Creighton Brown, a fifteen-year-old Brit, has just arrived in the colonies. Having been shipped off against his will, with nothing but a distance for English authorities, Creighton befriends Franklin, and lands a job with his print shop. But the English general expects the spoiled yet loyal Creighton to spy on Franklin. As battles unfold and falsehoods are exposed, Creighton must decide where his loyalties lie...a choice that could determine the fate of a nation.

Dear Zoe

Dear Zoe PDF Author: Philip Beard
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1440649545
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 209

Book Description
DON'T MISS THE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING SADIE SINK OF STRANGER THINGS! Dear Zoe is a remarkable study of grief, adolescence, and healing with a pitch-perfect narrator who is at once sharp and naive, world-worried and self-centered, funny and heartbreakingly honest. Fifteen-year-old Tess DeNunzio hasn't been the same since she lost her sister Zoe to a hit-and-run accident on September 11th—when it seemed like nothing mattered except the tragedies playing out in New York and Washington. Dear Zoe is Tess's letter to her sister, written as a means of figuring out her own life and her place in the world—and the result is a novel of rare power and grace that tells us much about ours.

Barry Trotter and the Unimpressive Gift Box

Barry Trotter and the Unimpressive Gift Box PDF Author: Michael Gerber
Publisher: Gollancz
ISBN: 9780575076587
Category : Magicians
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Contains BARRY TROTTER AND THE SHAMELESS PARODY, BARRY TROTTER AND THE UNNECESSARY SEQUEL and the all new BARRY TROTTER AND THE DEAD HORSE.Supplied in a high-tech biodegrable, epoxy resin fixed, folded paper-pulp display case (cardboard box), these three books tell the ghastly tale of Barry Trotter, Lon Measley and Ermine Cringer. Amusingly, the story starts when barry is 22, goes on to tell what happened when he was 39 and then, because we couldn't think what do next, zips back, via a supremely unlikely plot device, to when he was 9.Laugh! at Lord Valumart's bizarrely inept attempts to kill Barry.Wonder! just how Bumblemore got to be headmaster.Sigh! when you realise that it isn't a Harry Potter book after all.What? You've only just worked that out? Oh dear, oh dear.
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