Bad Baby Names

Author: Michael Sherrod
Publisher: Ancestry.com
ISBN: 9781593313142
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
Throughout history, people have named their children truly terrible things, and this book has the proof. Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback combed through U.S. federal census records to find the absolute worst names parents have given their children. The result is this hysterical new take on the baby name book. Here are some samples of the hilarious names inside: Fanny Pack, Fanny Whiffer, Post Office, Warren Peace, Rubella Graves, Nice Carr, and Hell Hellickson. And then there are the names we thought Bart Simpson was making up as he prank called Moe's Tavern: Hugh Jass, Al Caholic, Anita Bath, Amanda Hugginkiss, and Maya Buttreeks. This book is also filled with original illustrations and great photos that take a stab at what some of these babies may have looked like. Bad Baby Names is truly a one-of-a-kind book that makes a great gift for a friend, family member, or just yourself. Either way, Bad Baby Names is sure to make you laugh.

Bad Baby Names 8 Pk W/ Display

Author: Ancestry Publishing
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781593313180
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

The Worst Baby Name Book Ever

Author: David Narter
Publisher: Cumberland House Publishing
ISBN: 9781581824568
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 212

Book Description
Choosing a name for your baby doesn't have to be stressful. It can be fun, or at least funny, when you turn to this tongue-in-cheek guide for advice. This comprehensive guide to baby names is about what not to name your baby. As such, it offers a little comic relief from the baby name dilemma and reminds you that whatever name you choose, someone will find humor in it.

Baby Names Made Easy

Author: Amanda Elizabeth Barden
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781416570318
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 400

Book Description
LOOKING FOR A NAME THAT MEANS SOMETHING SPECIAL TO YOU? Given the dizzying array of choices available, picking the right name for your baby can be daunting. Why waste hours looking through one long alphabetical list of names just to burn out even before you've run through A, B, and C? In this creative twist on the traditional name book, Baby Names Made Easy offers selections organized into categories of meaning, making it easier than ever to choose a name that is significant to you. Traditional or trendy, American in origin or from all over the globe, the names here cover an array of topics. For example, look under: Animals & Insects (and find "Naia" -- Hawaiian for "dolphin") Victory (and find "Vincent" -- Latin for "conquerer") Love & Affection (and find "Mia" -- Italian for "mine") Religion & Faith (and find "Dev" -- Sanskrit for "God") The book's handy alphabetical index makes cross-referencing easy, so you can find the perfect name in no time. Baby Names Made Easy is a practical and one-of-a-kind reference for anyone searching for the most important gift they can give their child.

Seriously Bad Baby Names

Author: Chris Okum
Publisher: Blue Q Books
ISBN: 9781601671653
Category : Names, Personal
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description

Cool Names for Babies

Author: Pamela Redmond Satran
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312377861
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
Five years ago, America's leading baby-name experts, Pamela Redmond Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz, wrote a hip little book to answer the question they were asked most frequently: "What are the cool names?" Cool marches on, so it's time for a fresh new look at the latest trends, including: • Little Caesars: Led by celebrities (from Daniel Baldwin's Atticus to Julia Roberts's Phinnaeus), Latinate boys' names are hot, hot, hot • Scarlet Ladies: Sexy siren names, from Lola and Scarlett to biblical bad girls Salome and Delilah • Hollywood Squared: Golden Age silver-screen glamour is in, from Ava to Gable, as in Clark • Thunderbolts: Brisk and bold one-syllable boys' names like Colt, Cade, Trent, and Stone • Vowel Names: As in Addison, Ella, Oliver, and Olivia. Plus the coolest baby-name ideas you won't find anywhere else: Coolest Flower Name, Coolest Royal Name, Coolest Palindrome Name, Coolest Fruit Name, Coolest Poet Name. Inspired, fun, and exciting, the new Cool Names has all of the hottest names for babies.

Don't Name Your Baby

Author: David Narter
Publisher: Cumberland House Publishing
ISBN: 9781581821918
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
Stating that a lousy name is almost always the door to a lousy childhood, Narter reveals the potential downside of names parents are pondering for their child. This humorous gift book gives lists of names for ugly babies, dog names, faddish names, and the ultimate list for steady, reliable names. Illustrations.

10,000 Baby Names

Author: Holly Ivins
Publisher: White Ladder
ISBN: 1905410735
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 320

Book Description
So you're expecting a baby - congratulations! Now comes one of the most enjoyable, yet difficult, decisions you'll have to make as new parents: choosing a name for your baby. We guide you through what you need to consider when making this important decision, as well as a generous helping of funny and unfortunate real names, so you know what NOT to name your baby. If your surname is WHITE don't call your child ISLA; Check that your baby's initials don't spell GBH or RAT; What are the top 10 boys and girls names? With over 10,000 names, their origin and meaning, we'll provide the inspiration and advice you need to make a choice you and your baby are happy with for life.

The Last Word on First Names

Author: Linda Rosenkrantz
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312961060
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 340

Book Description
The authors of Beyond Jennifer & Jason, the bestseller that revolutionized baby naming, offer the last word on the perfect first name. Hope is hot, Hortense is not-- at last, here's what parents really need to know before naming a baby. For years you knew what to expect from a baby-name book: a long, dull list of names with their dictionary definitions. All that changed with Beyond Jennifer & Jason-- the groundbreaking book on styles and trends in baby names that has been called "the best baby-naming book ever written" (The News Journal). Now Rosenkrantz and Satran return with an all-new baby-name guide that is destined to become a classic. Like other books, it's packed with entries on girls' and boys' names from A to Z, but no one else gives you the inside story on names: why the world has all the Ashleys it needs, why everyone loves Emily, and why you should or should not call your son Ishmael. Drawing on sources as diverse as ancient myths, current TV series, the Bible, and world literature, The Last Word on First Names is a readable, witty, and illuminating guide to the real-world meaning of Miranda, Max, and thousands of other names from Abigail to Zelig. No one should name a baby without this book.

40,001 Best Baby Names

Author: Diane Stafford
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781402201035
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 498

Book Description
For parents interested in infinite possibilities, this is the most complete and up-to-date baby-naming book on the market.