Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation

Author: Elizabeth Beckwith
Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks
ISBN: 9780061759574
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation is not one of those traditional, all-too-earnest parenting guides that, for generations, have sucked all the fun out of child rearing. The foundation of Elizabeth Beckwith's Guilt and Manipulation family philosophy is simple: We do things a certain way, and everyone else is an a**hole. Is that something you should put on a bumper sticker and slap on your minivan? Of course not—that would be trashy. But in the privacy of your own home, you can employ these essential components of Guilt and Manipulation to mold the little runts ruthlessly yet effectively into children you won't be embarrassed to admit are yours: Creating a Team: "Us" vs. "Them" How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Child (in a Positive Way) Don't Be Afraid to Raise a Nerd Mind Control: Why It's a Good Thing

Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation

Author: Elizabeth Beckwith
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061939684
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258

Book Description
A hysterically tongue-in-cheek, parody parenting guide by “a wonder writer and an expressive, hilarious comedian” (Zack Galifianakis). Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation is not one of those traditional, all-too-earnest parenting guides that, for generations, have sucked all the fun out of child rearing. The foundation of Elizabeth Beckwith’s Guilt and Manipulation family philosophy is simple: We do things a certain way, and everyone else is an a**hole. Is that something you should put on a bumper sticker and slap on your minivan? Of course not—that would be trashy. But in the privacy of your own home, you can employ these essential components of Guilt and Manipulation to mold the little runts ruthlessly yet effectively into children you won't be embarrassed to admit are yours: Creating a Team: “Us” vs. “Them” How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Child (in a Positive Way) Don’t Be Afraid to Raise a Nerd Mind Control: Why It’s a Good Thing

Liking the Child You Love

Author: Jeffrey Bernstein
Publisher: Da Capo Lifelong Books
ISBN: 073821261X
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
How to recognize and cope with Parent Frustration Syndrome (PFS): negative thoughts and feelings about your children"

Raising Godly Tomatoes

Author: L. Elizabeth Krueger
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780983484219
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 272

Book Description

Fuck Portion Control

Author: Nathan Guy Hatch
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692083604
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
No more starvation, fasting, or exhaustion and struggling to stay healthy and look good. Learn how to work with your own physiology to achieve real and lasting health. This book is an autobiographical journey through devastating illness and return to health which resulted in unique and unmatched insights into the workings of the human body, the origins of disease, and real and accessible solutions to the health problems which plague our modern societies.

Parenting by The Book

Author: John Rosemond
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476718717
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 288

Book Description
"Parenting book based on biblical principles with concrete suggestions on how to better raise children, developing self-respect rather than self-esteem"--Provided by publisher.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Author: Knock Knock
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781601060389
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 200

Book Description
While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.

The Sense of an Ending

Author: Julian Barnes
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 0307957330
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 158

Book Description
BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.

Discipline Without Damage

Author: Vanessa Lapointe
Publisher: LifeTree Media
ISBN: 1928055117
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
In this easy-to-read, science-based book, parents, caregivers, and adults of all kinds discover how discipline affects children’s development, why intervention should reinforce connection not separation, and why the disciplinary strategies that may have been used on us as children are not the ones that children really need. As a practicing child and family psychologist and advisor to the British Columbia ministry of children and families, Dr. Vanessa has seen it all, and she has navigated hundreds of tough situations with families. Drawing on scientific research and a wealth of clinical experience, she shows you how to put out the fire without dampening your child’s spirits; how to correct their behavior while emphasizing connection; and how to discipline without damage.

SOS Help for Parents

Author: Lynn Clark
Publisher: SOS Programs & Parents Pres
ISBN: 9780935111217
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 276

Book Description
A set of teaching/couseling aids for professionals who offer parent education classes, parent counseling, or guidance to parents on child rearing and discipline.